Open relationships

Since...this is everyone's favorite article...I'm reposting it for your entertainment. Warning: It's nasty and not for the faint hearted...Enjoy!! Note: This is a fictional piece, so don't think that it's me!


Open relationship: is an agreement between 2 people to allow one another to see each other plus everyone else under the sun.

Benefits: both can dabble here and there until they build up their list and the guy/girl at the top of the list gets the best time slots (which is... whenever he/she wants kekeke).

Commitment: Of course the guy at the top of your list will always be the one you want and you always demand commitment from him, so, if that bastard doesn't commit to you, you give him time and wait until he's ready (either ready to commit to you or...ready to see you next time).

Think of it this way, one real cute girl is picking and choosing from 5 guys., she's sleeping with them and sucking them dry every night. She is an honest girl and tells them straight out that she has 4 additional lovers on the side. Sounds so romantic and adventurous doesn't it! :)

Scheduling:

Let's say she's you, and your effort on trying to get dates will correlate with how "HOT" the guy is. So the hotter the guy, the more time you invest in texting, calling and emailing him to come out and see you. The guy on the lower end of the totem pole gets the last minute booty call and less work is required. Get it? Good.

Now, let's assume that most people want to go out and date on weekends. That leaves Friday, Saturday and Sunday where we will pencil in our 5 guys. What happens if all 3 guys want to see you on Friday and you later find out that 2 of your premium guys are out on the town. Of course, you will seek to find out their where abouts and you get there as fast as you can before the other bitches gets to them! keke

Time slots:

At 5pm, the guy on your lowest totem pole is probably the sweetest and most innocent guy, so he's willing to make you a nice home cook meal. After the meal he plays his guitar and sings to you. You suck and swallow to thank him for his sweetness. He's busy, so you let him get back to work. Then, quickly, off you go to your next schedule date at 8pm.

At 8pm, guy #2 greets you with a passionate kiss. You forgot to wipe your mouth so there are some cum remnant from the last guy on the side crack of your lip. He licks his lip and ask you what chap stick you were wearing cause it doesn't work too well. You quickly excuse yourself to go to the bathroom to gurgle so he doesn't detect the cock breath. After drinks, you remember why you like him so much...it's because he has a HUGE cock! You agreed to a quicky and he cums into you nicely and it's a lot of yummy white cum. hehehe

By 10:30pm, you excused yourself to go see guy #3 at his place. You remembered that you loved guy #3 because he's sooo good with his tongue. He just loves eating pussy!! So as soon as you stepped in through the doors, he smiles and you know he's in for a nice treat! As he's licking and slurping he noticed that you are extra aroused and wet today. He loves it! And he loves the taste of your cum!!! Wait, wait...suddenly, there was a gush of white yummy cum flowing out of your vagina. He asked you why you're so wet? You're not a squirter, you're a gusher...then, you remembered that the excess cum must have belonged to guy #2.

Since boys never taste each other's cum, how would they know it's some other guy's cum? You tell guy #3 that you've been eating beans, so you probably taste weird down there. You apologize for the after taste and promise to drink more pineapple juice next time...hehe Guy #3 gets a dose of healthy protein and you are a satisfied woman. =)

By 11:45pm, you get a text from premium guy #4 responding to one of your texts saying that he's at home and if you want to come hang out and have a few drinks, it should be okay. You quickly excused yourself saying that you need to meet up with a girlfriend.

Premium guy #4 opens the door to let you in. Guy #4 is really good looking so you definitely want some action from this guy. However, he says he just want to hang and just be friends, nothing more and you are okay with that. Both of you drank and chatted like best friends and then your phone beeps. Finally!!Premium Guy #5 is in town! He's you're top man!!! You quickly call a cab and you get ready to run downstairs. You get to the door to leave and Guy #4 is now piss drunk...he looks at you in a weird way. This is now your chance to do Guy #4!! You quickly do a "bend over" pose and guy #4 drops your pant and sticks his dick into you. Damn! He can't feel a thing cause Guy #2 had a BIGGER dick. Guy #4 makes a quick maneuvers and stick it up your ass. Tight, much better...hehehe After 5 minute, he's done and you're off to see Premium Guy #5! Yippeee!!