I’ve started to feel like a little maiden working in a Kingdom. Our kingdom has just conquered another kingdom and our population has tripled to 2100 civilians across our little land.
Within this Kingdom, I’ve been fantasizing about my knight. He is the Dark Knight, 3rd in command to the King and so damn sexy!!! Man, how I’ve been dreaming of seducing him for years.
All these times, I have been good and going on doing my daily chores. With some hard work and studying, the kingdom has promoted me to manager of the architects.
Okay, now back to Robert the Great. It all started in the winter of early January 1011 when I was granted time off to go to the Land of Promiscuous (Las Vegas). Through the grape vines, I heard that the Chief Knight and my mentor, Chief of New Architect will also be there, meeting with the Kingdom of BlueBerry.
In an instance, I was excited and wrote a letter to my mentor, Chief of New Architect to tell him that I too was going to be presence and if I may have permission to accompany him and the Dark Knight. My mentor agreed and my adventure started…
The Land of Promiscuous was an interesting land. Civilians from all over the country and in particularly, merchant men often travelled far and wide to reach this land for rest and relaxation. I was lucky enough to join a band of Asian merchants traveling towards this land. It was uncommon for a young woman like me to travel with men (as we know how dangerous and ungentlemanly they may be), however, I am a new renaissance woman. Sort of a Joan of Arc … I will stand up against the crude judgment of others and reveal all truth to these anal pricks.
When I arrived to meet my mentor, Chief of New Architect, he greeted me at my lodge and as we walked through the cobbled stone road, he told stories of his short stay. Some woman has offered him a two-for-one deal (that is two maiden-servants for the price of one). The price was five hundred gold pieces. His response was I don’t think my wife would like that very much. I then inquired about the Dark Knight and my mentor’s response was that Robert the Great is not visiting the Land of Promiscuous. He has re-married and his new wife would kill him. Saddened, I accepted my fate that I will not be able seduce Robert the Great.
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