Chapter Three - 3.2 The Lucifer Series ~ How can you fall in love with me if I'm always leaving town?

Lucifer,

The answer is: You are incapable of loving another person.

If one day should you find your perfect match, you will probably screw her over for skank in mini-shirt that walks by.

If she's a possessive bitch who can keep you on a leash, you'll propose to her.

If she chooses someone else over you, you run after her like she's made a horrible decision.

I don't know what your trying to prove or compensate for... by always exerting your machismo on me and every woman you meet every minute possible.

Does it ever come to your mind that your sexual bravado is unnecessary or even secondary to a happy love life? If sex is that important, why feel like you should settle down? Don't ever settle down, have a stupid and easy girl a couple of days a week.

In any case, the type of girl that you think would satisfy you physically is probably either boring, stupid, easy or just desparate for your attention. It's kinda sad.

So, how long have you've been looking for your "perfect match"?

Like over five (5) years now?

Between you, Randoff and the Beaver...plus all my new boytoys... you guys have already dated the entire Vancouver population. Why haven't you found that "one", you big loser? It's because if you even met her, she'd be so scared she'd run off. And then she'll sleep with the Beaver.

Then you have to go play "games" with me and use stupid tricks that the Beaver taught you. How lame. You are a lame duck.

I'm sick of your games and jealous drama.

Again, How can you fall in love with me if I'm always leaving town?

You fall in love with every skank you meet, everyday. Your love is cheap, but mine isn't.

You better watch it. My dark side is coming out now and I am going to have so much fun with you and all the boys in town....

Just remember this. Whatever you did with Boobies years back, I'd do the same with the Beaver. Just for fun.

Loser.