How we've met: online lava life
Where he found you: plenty of fish
How did that happened?:you create a profile on lava life that redirects the boys to go to plenty of fishy
Reason: what silly girl pays to be found geezzz plus lava life is hard to navigate.
How he messaged u: He explained that he had to create a whole new profile on plenty of fish to message you. gosh, u must be pretty cute then!
What u saw: you saw a lame picture of him lying on a sports car with his shirt unbuttoned (gay Italian dude) and another picture with him in a suit. Now that's better.
How you met in person: both agree to meet in yaletown for drinks.
As you browse through the photos online, you noticed a silly girl, but cute, kissing a Lollipop. Then you think to yourself, how are you going to compete with that?
Next, some weird looking guy messages you. He looks like a Hapa man sitting on a quitted couch. Hmmm, this guy must live in his mum's basement. Skip.
On the second date, you both meet at Hapa izakyza near by his place. At the table, he tells you that you are the most beautiful girl in the room. Dinner was great. Before both of you depart, he demands a kiss from you. You give him a peck on the lips and he smiles with a corky satisfaction.
On the third date, you drove pass his building to look for parking. As you drove by, you see him stepping out the door way as he waits you. He looks to the side at a rose bush and then bends over to smell a rose. You caught him in action and sent a txt to him. "I saw u smelling roses at the front door". He texted back denying the whole thing. lol
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Monday, March 21, 2011
Chapter One - 1.1 Kingdom of Ryco-chai and Ikotron ~ The Beginning
My name is Stella and I worked in the Kingdom of Ryco-chai. The Kingdom of Ryco-chai is the western child branch of our mother kingdom, Rycho-japchai, which resides in the far eastern continent of Asia. Our western kingdom is separated by a mystic ocean called the Pacifica. Ryco-chai recently conquered another great kingdom, called the kingdom of Ikotron.
The kingdom of Rycochai stands for peace, good peasant living and quality craftsmanship. Ikotron’s kingdom on the other hand has thrived for years relying on young blood, the strong and ambitious. Ikontron thirst for power and has a reputation for ruthlessness.
Our mother kingdom, Ryco-japchai is composed of dozens of subsidiary kingdoms that spans across all the continents. Our western kingdom has conquered Ikontron in the previous year, the year 1010. Over the past decades Ryco-japchai has fought and won many wars. The Salvin war, the Linary war and captured many small tribes throughout the Land of the North.
The recent merger of the two kingdoms into one resulted in clashed culture, values and violent outburst. It’s killing our western land. There are trails of casualties in the hundreds and thousands. Recently, the towns of Edmonds where farmers and scribes reside were left without homes. Even worse, the war broke out when the great recession emerged and it came in waves, like the waves of the plaques spreading far and wide.
The amalgamation strategies developed by the emperor of Ryco-japchai was ingenious. Imagine this, when you merge two civilizations, separated by ranks. Both form a hierarchal triangle with the king of the two clan at the top. One hierarchy of the original breed (the reds), and the other of a new breed (the blacks), and of equal ranks, who is to say one red knight is equal or better than a black knight? No one knows and if one is to determine by medals attained or by years of service, this would take decades to navigate down the rank of two civilizations. Emperor Ryco-japchai decided that in order to restore stability and peace, he will promote the ranks of the black knights from Ikotron above the red knights on every level at the kingdom of Rycho-chai. This will subdue the fear of massive recession, which is inevitable. In addition to that, the Black knights will have to prove their superiority to the reds in order to retain their priviledged positions.
The kingdom of Rycochai stands for peace, good peasant living and quality craftsmanship. Ikotron’s kingdom on the other hand has thrived for years relying on young blood, the strong and ambitious. Ikontron thirst for power and has a reputation for ruthlessness.
Our mother kingdom, Ryco-japchai is composed of dozens of subsidiary kingdoms that spans across all the continents. Our western kingdom has conquered Ikontron in the previous year, the year 1010. Over the past decades Ryco-japchai has fought and won many wars. The Salvin war, the Linary war and captured many small tribes throughout the Land of the North.
The recent merger of the two kingdoms into one resulted in clashed culture, values and violent outburst. It’s killing our western land. There are trails of casualties in the hundreds and thousands. Recently, the towns of Edmonds where farmers and scribes reside were left without homes. Even worse, the war broke out when the great recession emerged and it came in waves, like the waves of the plaques spreading far and wide.
The amalgamation strategies developed by the emperor of Ryco-japchai was ingenious. Imagine this, when you merge two civilizations, separated by ranks. Both form a hierarchal triangle with the king of the two clan at the top. One hierarchy of the original breed (the reds), and the other of a new breed (the blacks), and of equal ranks, who is to say one red knight is equal or better than a black knight? No one knows and if one is to determine by medals attained or by years of service, this would take decades to navigate down the rank of two civilizations. Emperor Ryco-japchai decided that in order to restore stability and peace, he will promote the ranks of the black knights from Ikotron above the red knights on every level at the kingdom of Rycho-chai. This will subdue the fear of massive recession, which is inevitable. In addition to that, the Black knights will have to prove their superiority to the reds in order to retain their priviledged positions.
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Chapter Two - 2.1 The Egyptian Kingdom
I remembered working in the Egyptian kingdom a decade ago. I had fond memories working there as an architect after I received my scroll of bachelor achievement and then being promoted to a manager of the architects.
Throughout my stay at the Egyptian kingdom, I'd fallen in love with a knight that was just passing through. This knight is not of Egyptian descendent, but is born of a pure blood, of Roman descent. He was a charismatic, witty, intelligent and somewhat handsome. However, he was a dirty knight, somewhat promiscuous, so I avoided him like the plague. One day, I disclosed to my knight that I am in awed with him. He then offered to temporarily take me to a place called ecstasy, but I had refused.
During my stay, I recalled making the Egyptian king weep as he mentioned my service and dedication to the kingdom. A year later, I left Egyptian kingdom as this incident has made social classes of many levels very angry at me.
Now, I am left staring at this golden Egyptian pendant that was given to me by a mix-breed merchant. I believe it is cursed because every time I wear it, I get a string of bad luck. I'm not sure what to do with it...melt it down and re-mode it? It is a beautiful pendant, but yellow gold is not my forte. I know, I should not be complaining as I am only a low level maiden.
Throughout my stay at the Egyptian kingdom, I'd fallen in love with a knight that was just passing through. This knight is not of Egyptian descendent, but is born of a pure blood, of Roman descent. He was a charismatic, witty, intelligent and somewhat handsome. However, he was a dirty knight, somewhat promiscuous, so I avoided him like the plague. One day, I disclosed to my knight that I am in awed with him. He then offered to temporarily take me to a place called ecstasy, but I had refused.
During my stay, I recalled making the Egyptian king weep as he mentioned my service and dedication to the kingdom. A year later, I left Egyptian kingdom as this incident has made social classes of many levels very angry at me.
Now, I am left staring at this golden Egyptian pendant that was given to me by a mix-breed merchant. I believe it is cursed because every time I wear it, I get a string of bad luck. I'm not sure what to do with it...melt it down and re-mode it? It is a beautiful pendant, but yellow gold is not my forte. I know, I should not be complaining as I am only a low level maiden.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Chapter Three - 3.1 Our Bloodline
I am ill, sad, heart broken and joyful at the same time. These emotions are overwhelming. My memory is relapsing, then fading. It's time again for me to fade away into nothingness and escape...
I have heard news from the witch doctor that the blood that flows through my veins have mutated over generations. I am not normal now, nor I have ever been. Apparently, my ancestors have angered the Gods of Haema and our family have been cursed. In order to continue our ancestral bloodline I must marry a knight of pure blood.
There are four major clans in our world, which made up of all races, however, the majority of us are from the Mediterranean (in particularly Maldives and Cyprus), Arabs and Asian land. The four clans are as follows:
• the pure blood clan
• the alpha- clan
• the beta- clan
• and delta- clan
I am part of the alpha- clan. Wonder if this is the reason for my alpha-A personality type.
Since I am to find a knight of pure blood, I consulted with the oracle and this is what he suggest...
Pure blood knights are mostly found Northern Europe and least found in Africa. I am also to avoid any encounters with Egyptian kings, residing in Beja, Hadendoa, Sa'idi and also, those from the Nile Delta and Red Sea Hill region.
On a positive note, the curse is also a blessing. Apparently, our people have a special trait which protects us from diseases like malaria, anemia and disease of the heart. I honestly don't believe the latter portion as I believe my heart is as good as broken.
Overall, the benefit of belonging to the clan is one reason why our clan is still so prevalent, giving it's survival advantage.
I have heard news from the witch doctor that the blood that flows through my veins have mutated over generations. I am not normal now, nor I have ever been. Apparently, my ancestors have angered the Gods of Haema and our family have been cursed. In order to continue our ancestral bloodline I must marry a knight of pure blood.
There are four major clans in our world, which made up of all races, however, the majority of us are from the Mediterranean (in particularly Maldives and Cyprus), Arabs and Asian land. The four clans are as follows:
• the pure blood clan
• the alpha- clan
• the beta- clan
• and delta- clan
I am part of the alpha- clan. Wonder if this is the reason for my alpha-A personality type.
Since I am to find a knight of pure blood, I consulted with the oracle and this is what he suggest...
Pure blood knights are mostly found Northern Europe and least found in Africa. I am also to avoid any encounters with Egyptian kings, residing in Beja, Hadendoa, Sa'idi and also, those from the Nile Delta and Red Sea Hill region.
On a positive note, the curse is also a blessing. Apparently, our people have a special trait which protects us from diseases like malaria, anemia and disease of the heart. I honestly don't believe the latter portion as I believe my heart is as good as broken.
Overall, the benefit of belonging to the clan is one reason why our clan is still so prevalent, giving it's survival advantage.
Monday, March 14, 2011
Chapter Four - 4.1 The Wooden Bed
I'm oh so in love...with this bed. It's a beautiful wooden canapé bed. I am mesmerized my it's large trunks twisting upwards to the ceiling. I'm sure it is made of an auburn dark wood. The mattress is elevated higher than any another bed, so I feel like a child if I was to climb on that bed.
I've been dreaming about lying in it, rolling around it and jumping on the bed. However, there is a sneaky prince guarding this bed, so I am afraid to approach it.
I know, I know, I should lay in my own bed. It's just a simple bed with no headboard and comfy mattresses on metal bars. A year ago, I found out that my metal bed have been scratching my beautiful wooden floors. Boo.
Did you know when one starts thinking about buying new beds, it signifies something... Something new in life...a wedding, marriage? A bed is an huge long term investment and when one buys a new bed, it is usually a couple that is building a new life together.
At one point, I believe I was thinking about buying this bed from the sneaky prince. However, I know it's a dirty, dirty bed and the sneaky prince probably has hundreds of maidens rolling around in this bed.
I am appalled that I am still dreaming about this bed knowing it's history. Yuck!
I've been dreaming about lying in it, rolling around it and jumping on the bed. However, there is a sneaky prince guarding this bed, so I am afraid to approach it.
I know, I know, I should lay in my own bed. It's just a simple bed with no headboard and comfy mattresses on metal bars. A year ago, I found out that my metal bed have been scratching my beautiful wooden floors. Boo.
Did you know when one starts thinking about buying new beds, it signifies something... Something new in life...a wedding, marriage? A bed is an huge long term investment and when one buys a new bed, it is usually a couple that is building a new life together.
At one point, I believe I was thinking about buying this bed from the sneaky prince. However, I know it's a dirty, dirty bed and the sneaky prince probably has hundreds of maidens rolling around in this bed.
I am appalled that I am still dreaming about this bed knowing it's history. Yuck!
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Chapter Five - 5.1 Dinner with the Chief
My journey to the Land of Promiscuous (Las Vegas), was an interesting one. There were sights to see and places to be. I had planned to go to the Merchant Lamplighter Show (MLS) and the Promiscuous Entertainers Market (PEM). I know, I know, a proper lady shouldn't be going to these types of places. Well, I honestly don't care and I want to check out what's all the fuss is about with the PEM show. It's definitely "taboo" for any "proper" woman to be at. If I could split me into two person with a 1 year age gap. The younger me would stare the older me down with cold, sharp arrows of judgment.
Every year merchants around the world would tell the boss and wives that they will be attending the Merchant Lamplighter Show (MLS) which showcased the latest gadgets and slip off to see the Promiscuous Entertainers Market (PEM) next door.
On the first night, I had dinner with my mentor, the Chief of New Architect. When the host arrived to meet us, he shook hands with my mentor and turned to me and says "Aren't you a cute little thing". I was in my black work gown! How dare him!
The funny thing is that my mentor is only 2 years older than me, but being a descendent of the white race and the fact that he is a workaholic, he looked 10-15 years older than he actually is. While I apparently to the untrained eye may appear to be 10 years younger to some. Odd isn't it?
The next day, I bid my mentor goodbye as he returned to the Land of Home. I then ventured out to the Promiscuous Entertainers Market (PEM).
Every year merchants around the world would tell the boss and wives that they will be attending the Merchant Lamplighter Show (MLS) which showcased the latest gadgets and slip off to see the Promiscuous Entertainers Market (PEM) next door.
On the first night, I had dinner with my mentor, the Chief of New Architect. When the host arrived to meet us, he shook hands with my mentor and turned to me and says "Aren't you a cute little thing". I was in my black work gown! How dare him!
The funny thing is that my mentor is only 2 years older than me, but being a descendent of the white race and the fact that he is a workaholic, he looked 10-15 years older than he actually is. While I apparently to the untrained eye may appear to be 10 years younger to some. Odd isn't it?
The next day, I bid my mentor goodbye as he returned to the Land of Home. I then ventured out to the Promiscuous Entertainers Market (PEM).
Monday, February 21, 2011
Chapter Six - 6.1 Robert the Great, the Chief Knight (aka Dark Knight) is visiting the Western Castle again…
I’ve started to feel like a little maiden working in a Kingdom. Our kingdom has just conquered another kingdom and our population has tripled to 2100 civilians across our little land.
Within this Kingdom, I’ve been fantasizing about my knight. He is the Dark Knight, 3rd in command to the King and so damn sexy!!! Man, how I’ve been dreaming of seducing him for years.
All these times, I have been good and going on doing my daily chores. With some hard work and studying, the kingdom has promoted me to manager of the architects.
Okay, now back to Robert the Great. It all started in the winter of early January 1011 when I was granted time off to go to the Land of Promiscuous (Las Vegas). Through the grape vines, I heard that the Chief Knight and my mentor, Chief of New Architect will also be there, meeting with the Kingdom of BlueBerry.
In an instance, I was excited and wrote a letter to my mentor, Chief of New Architect to tell him that I too was going to be presence and if I may have permission to accompany him and the Dark Knight. My mentor agreed and my adventure started…
The Land of Promiscuous was an interesting land. Civilians from all over the country and in particularly, merchant men often travelled far and wide to reach this land for rest and relaxation. I was lucky enough to join a band of Asian merchants traveling towards this land. It was uncommon for a young woman like me to travel with men (as we know how dangerous and ungentlemanly they may be), however, I am a new renaissance woman. Sort of a Joan of Arc … I will stand up against the crude judgment of others and reveal all truth to these anal pricks.
When I arrived to meet my mentor, Chief of New Architect, he greeted me at my lodge and as we walked through the cobbled stone road, he told stories of his short stay. Some woman has offered him a two-for-one deal (that is two maiden-servants for the price of one). The price was five hundred gold pieces. His response was I don’t think my wife would like that very much. I then inquired about the Dark Knight and my mentor’s response was that Robert the Great is not visiting the Land of Promiscuous. He has re-married and his new wife would kill him. Saddened, I accepted my fate that I will not be able seduce Robert the Great.
Within this Kingdom, I’ve been fantasizing about my knight. He is the Dark Knight, 3rd in command to the King and so damn sexy!!! Man, how I’ve been dreaming of seducing him for years.
All these times, I have been good and going on doing my daily chores. With some hard work and studying, the kingdom has promoted me to manager of the architects.
Okay, now back to Robert the Great. It all started in the winter of early January 1011 when I was granted time off to go to the Land of Promiscuous (Las Vegas). Through the grape vines, I heard that the Chief Knight and my mentor, Chief of New Architect will also be there, meeting with the Kingdom of BlueBerry.
In an instance, I was excited and wrote a letter to my mentor, Chief of New Architect to tell him that I too was going to be presence and if I may have permission to accompany him and the Dark Knight. My mentor agreed and my adventure started…
The Land of Promiscuous was an interesting land. Civilians from all over the country and in particularly, merchant men often travelled far and wide to reach this land for rest and relaxation. I was lucky enough to join a band of Asian merchants traveling towards this land. It was uncommon for a young woman like me to travel with men (as we know how dangerous and ungentlemanly they may be), however, I am a new renaissance woman. Sort of a Joan of Arc … I will stand up against the crude judgment of others and reveal all truth to these anal pricks.
When I arrived to meet my mentor, Chief of New Architect, he greeted me at my lodge and as we walked through the cobbled stone road, he told stories of his short stay. Some woman has offered him a two-for-one deal (that is two maiden-servants for the price of one). The price was five hundred gold pieces. His response was I don’t think my wife would like that very much. I then inquired about the Dark Knight and my mentor’s response was that Robert the Great is not visiting the Land of Promiscuous. He has re-married and his new wife would kill him. Saddened, I accepted my fate that I will not be able seduce Robert the Great.
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