Men are like software, if you get them young, they are easily customizable, specific to your needs.
The older legacy software (older men) needs to be upgraded, cause they’re primarily built on old simple logic built upon routines and through out the years, integrations between other systems are difficult. They tend to exhibit bugs and memory leaks if you try to fix them. Introduce them to a new environment and they might freeze up.
When they reach a certain age, they won’t seamlessly integrate with other systems in your environment (i.e your family, your friends), and they freeze up, they are pretty much stuck in their ways.
The older men (software) may be due for an upgrade, that is, something is not functioning properly. We need to be patient and invest more time to take care of them…or they might crash…haha Better to phase them out. Hahaha
Some men have more bugs than others, so they need to be thoroughly tested prior to committing to the purchase. Just make sure you have software warrantys.
You may disagree and perhaps say that men are nothing like software, how about hardware? You walk into a store, you want to buy, you need to check their hardware first… you need some guarantee for a few months. Perhaps you need to buy extended warranty on any risk for potential defects…and that a few years down the road, everything is still functioning or you want your money back!!
This is for the hard core software developers….technology and software is a funny thing, the more advance the technology, the more adoption of what you call “loose coupling”…like men, its more like more “loose components”. Haha
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Dr. Handsome ~ A young Mr. Perfect: innocent and pure
So I just got back from my training run with my new running buddy Dr. Handsome (aka a young Mr. Perfect). Dr. Handsome is 10 years younger than the older Mr. Perfect (in his 40's), almost an exact mode of him except he is still innocent and pure. He has a couple of practices in the city, teaches at the University on Fridays and is extremely fit and intelligent.
He is very good running partner and friend to have. Recently, Dr. Handsome has been subbing in to go to lamas classes for his friend's wife. It's that sweet?
One thing about Dr. Handsome is that you can still see a kid within him. He collects pop can bottles, plays PS2 and likes to go ice skating....along with the great travels and scuba diving activities.
Ms. Sun Shine and I have witness the power of Dr. Handsome, as he sat down in a room full of people, you can see an invisible net cast upon the crowd of women pulling them in with his charisma, good looks, intelligence...and an innocence about him. He could never hurt anybody and even knowing that he has this power, he will not use it. As Dr. Handsome matures into a man, hopefully, he does not become the typical egotistical male that collects trophy women as a game.
He is very good running partner and friend to have. Recently, Dr. Handsome has been subbing in to go to lamas classes for his friend's wife. It's that sweet?
One thing about Dr. Handsome is that you can still see a kid within him. He collects pop can bottles, plays PS2 and likes to go ice skating....along with the great travels and scuba diving activities.
Ms. Sun Shine and I have witness the power of Dr. Handsome, as he sat down in a room full of people, you can see an invisible net cast upon the crowd of women pulling them in with his charisma, good looks, intelligence...and an innocence about him. He could never hurt anybody and even knowing that he has this power, he will not use it. As Dr. Handsome matures into a man, hopefully, he does not become the typical egotistical male that collects trophy women as a game.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
A Cinderella Story with an alternate ending.
Today is a gloomy day, so I will tell you a gloomy story of a girl who is a very close friend of mine. Her name is Jane. She is the most beautiful girl inside and out. She have encountered many of life obstacles; too many for one person to endure. Like Cinderella, Jane came from a broken home. Mom died when she was young, Dad re-married someone new. Step mom tormented her at a young age. Think of the all the worse thing that you can think of. Yes, it happened to Jane.
One day, Jane met her Prince Charming. He was a smooth talker, has a caring demenor, but a very busy man. He lives in another State, 3 hours away from Jane. For months, every weekend, her Prince Charming would drive all the way up to see her. He bought her gifts, lend her money when she was broke, introduced her to his family.
Prince Charming wouldn't use a condom and Jane was naive about it. She thought that perhaps, he was serious with her. He even says he wants to have children with her and he wants to try to get her pregnant. She thought to herself, wow, this guy really loves me.
Jane thought that somehow all her bad luck have vanished and finally, she had found love.
One night, after driving down to see Prince Charming, she opened his laptop to use the internet while he was sleeping. What she found was shocking.
Prince Charming has been seeing and having lots of conversations with other Jane types on IM, email, online dating services...all you can think of. No wonder he's so busy. Jane was not the only one he was seeing. Other Janes have even flew from a far to visit him and stayed with him.
One Jane was just 10 minutes away for a booty call. The thousands and thousands of conversations from hundreds of Janes popped up before her eyes. And all the Janes thought that they were "special" as Prince Charming alway says.
Jane's heart was broken. Luckily she wasn't pregnant after the many attempts. Wonder if there were other Janes out there that were not as lucky as this Jane.
Prince Charming turned out to be the Prince from Hell.
One day, Jane met her Prince Charming. He was a smooth talker, has a caring demenor, but a very busy man. He lives in another State, 3 hours away from Jane. For months, every weekend, her Prince Charming would drive all the way up to see her. He bought her gifts, lend her money when she was broke, introduced her to his family.
Prince Charming wouldn't use a condom and Jane was naive about it. She thought that perhaps, he was serious with her. He even says he wants to have children with her and he wants to try to get her pregnant. She thought to herself, wow, this guy really loves me.
Jane thought that somehow all her bad luck have vanished and finally, she had found love.
One night, after driving down to see Prince Charming, she opened his laptop to use the internet while he was sleeping. What she found was shocking.
Prince Charming has been seeing and having lots of conversations with other Jane types on IM, email, online dating services...all you can think of. No wonder he's so busy. Jane was not the only one he was seeing. Other Janes have even flew from a far to visit him and stayed with him.
One Jane was just 10 minutes away for a booty call. The thousands and thousands of conversations from hundreds of Janes popped up before her eyes. And all the Janes thought that they were "special" as Prince Charming alway says.
Jane's heart was broken. Luckily she wasn't pregnant after the many attempts. Wonder if there were other Janes out there that were not as lucky as this Jane.
Prince Charming turned out to be the Prince from Hell.
Monday, January 19, 2009
The talented Mr. Good Lookin'
Mr. Good Looking is better looking than all the Mr. Perfect in the world.
He can command even more women than Mr. Perfect and perhaps even steal Mr. Perfect's girl when he's no looking… haha. I know for a fact that Mr. Good Looking can have a different girl of his choosing, in his bed, every night if he wants it. When he walks in the room, he gets the hottest girl. This is just purely based on his charisma and good looks.
Normally, I'm a sucker for Mr. Good Looking, but some how this year I've blossomed from Ms. Plain Jane to Ms. Smarty Pants with a funny bone. Again, my experiences with Mr. Good Looking varies in age (30, 35, 40) and background (Finance, IT, Restaurant Biz, etc..).
In the past, I've left Mr. Perfect and ran off with Mr. Good Looking...then got stuck with Mr. Good Looking proposing to me on top of the Eiffel Tower. How romantic! But that was because I was insane and Mr. Good Looking at the time had some sort of power over me....I've started writing poetry for god sake!
Another Mr. Good Looking that is a buddy of mine can also get away with collecting numbers left, right and center...all in the same night, he's collected over 4 numbers and these are 10's!! Not mine of course. :P
Rumors has it that Mr. Good Looking is a big, big player...and somehow he's managed to turn something so innocent...bunking with your friends...into a 3-some!!! So smooth!! Yes, yes, Mr. Good Looking, if you are reading this, you can kill me later. But I'll just bat my lashes and you'll forgive me. hehe
Now, me and my gal, Ms. Sun Shine see a different side of Mr. Good Looking. He's a little shy, introverted, sweet and very honest. A good friend to have even if he's a big player! That's right! So Mr. Good Looking, I'm glad you're my buddy. Why? You can spot another player coming for me a mile away ....and save me from the wolves...
He can command even more women than Mr. Perfect and perhaps even steal Mr. Perfect's girl when he's no looking… haha. I know for a fact that Mr. Good Looking can have a different girl of his choosing, in his bed, every night if he wants it. When he walks in the room, he gets the hottest girl. This is just purely based on his charisma and good looks.
Normally, I'm a sucker for Mr. Good Looking, but some how this year I've blossomed from Ms. Plain Jane to Ms. Smarty Pants with a funny bone. Again, my experiences with Mr. Good Looking varies in age (30, 35, 40) and background (Finance, IT, Restaurant Biz, etc..).
In the past, I've left Mr. Perfect and ran off with Mr. Good Looking...then got stuck with Mr. Good Looking proposing to me on top of the Eiffel Tower. How romantic! But that was because I was insane and Mr. Good Looking at the time had some sort of power over me....I've started writing poetry for god sake!
Another Mr. Good Looking that is a buddy of mine can also get away with collecting numbers left, right and center...all in the same night, he's collected over 4 numbers and these are 10's!! Not mine of course. :P
Rumors has it that Mr. Good Looking is a big, big player...and somehow he's managed to turn something so innocent...bunking with your friends...into a 3-some!!! So smooth!! Yes, yes, Mr. Good Looking, if you are reading this, you can kill me later. But I'll just bat my lashes and you'll forgive me. hehe
Now, me and my gal, Ms. Sun Shine see a different side of Mr. Good Looking. He's a little shy, introverted, sweet and very honest. A good friend to have even if he's a big player! That's right! So Mr. Good Looking, I'm glad you're my buddy. Why? You can spot another player coming for me a mile away ....and save me from the wolves...
666 Gold Standards
Wingman Jay introduced me to a guy friend of his. His guy friend mentioned the 666 Gold Standard, which I thought was hilarious! But makes sense. I also incorporated my own tidbits on the girl's side.
The 666 Standard
Male Requirements:
6 feet
6 inch
6 figures
Female Requirement:
6 times a week
** Mind you, the female needs to make at least 6 figures too, else she'll be call a gold digger.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Boy Toy vs. Boyfriend
Boy Toys vs. Boyfriends ~ Which one are you looking for?
So, I've been calling my good looking guy friends my "boy toys" and they don't mind it cause they know I'm just joking. They're just friends and it's my way of boosting my ego for having such good-lookin' hard bodied guy friends hehehe Plus, they make great arm candy especially if you put them in a suit.
Most boy toys are players, regardless. A boy toy is short term (eg. 3 months) and should only remain short-term. They are usually very good looking, smooth and social. Women are drawn to the boy toys . Now, a good boy toy will tell the girl that he's not looking for anything serious, so girls, you have to cut it at a certain point before you become "emotionally involve". Three to four months of your time should be enough.
Unless you are the ultimate "player" girl, you cannot play a "boy toy" for long term.
My rules for playing the fields are:
1. Boy Toys are good to look at (that's all) and if you want to have one, you should be ok with them sleeping with other women while they are with you. Now most women with a decent self-esteem would not accept this because if the boy toy decides to be exclusive with a new girlfriend and have never been exclusive with you in the past, then you feel like an idiot, a convenient side dish. Your self-esteem will deteriorate after watching him go through a series of relationships and having you on the side whenever he wants. That can't be good for a girl's confidence!
2. Some girls say that they have "Boy toys" and keep the boy toys for long term just for the physical pleasure because he's a "Stallion", too good to let go. Well, that's great only if you do not get emotionally involved. So how do you do that? Make sure the guy is "pretty" but he must have a flaw that you can't stand and won't settle for (eg. Not good enough for a boyfriend for you, but a good fuck). For instance, he's stupid, but he's good in bed.
Similar to how guys "play" stupid pretty girls. We girls could try the same technique. Note some boys only have booty calls with girls that they would never take out and have a romantic dinner with. Why can't us girls do the same?
I've met professional player girls and they don't even bother with playing the game. It's a waste of time. For instance, let's say you have a real hot guy and the annoyance is that he's kinda stupid and superficial. He's always looking at himself in the mirror. Now, you can play this guy because you know he's never been with an witty and intellectual girl like yourself. However, after a few months, it gets annoying and you end up dumping the guy cause he's a waste of your time.
3. A reason for why a girl would say some guy is her "Boy toy" and actually stays with him for years and years is because she actually likes him (perhaps in love with him?) and is lying to herself and all the people around her. What "Boy Toy" is worth that much time and effort? Unless she's waiting for him to realize that she is "the one" with the patient and heart to stick around. I call it desperation.
Also, I'll make my bet that this same girl would cheat on her "boyfriend" for this "boy toy". I am sure there's more to the physical pleasure that is drawing the girl to her "boy toy" who treats her like a second string, while her boyfriend would treat her like gold.
What a shame, the so call "boy toy" is just a guy that she's in love with and can't have, so she brushes it off so it won't sound like she's been "played" and a loser ...for not being able to let go.
One of my favorite quote:
The average woman is a comformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain.
So, I've been calling my good looking guy friends my "boy toys" and they don't mind it cause they know I'm just joking. They're just friends and it's my way of boosting my ego for having such good-lookin' hard bodied guy friends hehehe Plus, they make great arm candy especially if you put them in a suit.
Most boy toys are players, regardless. A boy toy is short term (eg. 3 months) and should only remain short-term. They are usually very good looking, smooth and social. Women are drawn to the boy toys . Now, a good boy toy will tell the girl that he's not looking for anything serious, so girls, you have to cut it at a certain point before you become "emotionally involve". Three to four months of your time should be enough.
Unless you are the ultimate "player" girl, you cannot play a "boy toy" for long term.
My rules for playing the fields are:
1. Boy Toys are good to look at (that's all) and if you want to have one, you should be ok with them sleeping with other women while they are with you. Now most women with a decent self-esteem would not accept this because if the boy toy decides to be exclusive with a new girlfriend and have never been exclusive with you in the past, then you feel like an idiot, a convenient side dish. Your self-esteem will deteriorate after watching him go through a series of relationships and having you on the side whenever he wants. That can't be good for a girl's confidence!
2. Some girls say that they have "Boy toys" and keep the boy toys for long term just for the physical pleasure because he's a "Stallion", too good to let go. Well, that's great only if you do not get emotionally involved. So how do you do that? Make sure the guy is "pretty" but he must have a flaw that you can't stand and won't settle for (eg. Not good enough for a boyfriend for you, but a good fuck). For instance, he's stupid, but he's good in bed.
Similar to how guys "play" stupid pretty girls. We girls could try the same technique. Note some boys only have booty calls with girls that they would never take out and have a romantic dinner with. Why can't us girls do the same?
I've met professional player girls and they don't even bother with playing the game. It's a waste of time. For instance, let's say you have a real hot guy and the annoyance is that he's kinda stupid and superficial. He's always looking at himself in the mirror. Now, you can play this guy because you know he's never been with an witty and intellectual girl like yourself. However, after a few months, it gets annoying and you end up dumping the guy cause he's a waste of your time.
3. A reason for why a girl would say some guy is her "Boy toy" and actually stays with him for years and years is because she actually likes him (perhaps in love with him?) and is lying to herself and all the people around her. What "Boy Toy" is worth that much time and effort? Unless she's waiting for him to realize that she is "the one" with the patient and heart to stick around. I call it desperation.
Also, I'll make my bet that this same girl would cheat on her "boyfriend" for this "boy toy". I am sure there's more to the physical pleasure that is drawing the girl to her "boy toy" who treats her like a second string, while her boyfriend would treat her like gold.
What a shame, the so call "boy toy" is just a guy that she's in love with and can't have, so she brushes it off so it won't sound like she's been "played" and a loser ...for not being able to let go.
One of my favorite quote:
The average woman is a comformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Mr. Perfect ~ Asian Version
Here is what Mr. Perfect looks like if we combined them all into one.See the movie ~ so romantic!!!
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