Gold Diggers

As I stroll down the streets of Yaletown, I often see couples that are awkwardly matched. For instance, over there, sitting at a near by café shop, that young woman looks like she is in her 20’s and her partner looks like he is in his late 50’s. I am not impressed. Actually, I am disgusted.

It is all economics?

But if you look at it from a different perspective, it all makes sense. Everything is a transaction; it could be a business transaction or a personal trade-off. Men have sacrificed their youth, worked hard to be successful and finally can reap the fruits of their labour and yes, even if it is a large breasted young woman that looks half his age, like his daughter.

Women on the other hand can trade in their youth and good looks in return for a comfortable life, their children will be well taken care of and work is only an option. Now, that’s the life. It is a mutually beneficial transaction between two willing parties. So why take it to heart?

Now once the couple no longer requires the attention of their counterpart, then they both can mutually end the relationship or the transaction.

Gold Digging Tests

I have a few gold digger friends, some who admits it openly, some pretends gold diggers, some denies it totally and accuse others of gold digging. There are a lot of mischievous, people like myself who would test my friends to see if they are actual gold diggers and see where they would draw the line.

Here are a suggestions we told our gold digger friend to see if they would actually take our silly advice and somehow they have followed through on their unknowing boyfriends.

Test #1: To determine a cheapskate from a generous man, do not offer to pay for dinner in the first 3 months. However, pay for smaller items like ice cream, dessert, coffee. That way, you train them to pay all the time and you set the status quo. If they complain, they are either cheap or poor. Then later on after you know that they are not a cheapskate, you can have a regular relationship...Why? You don't want to end up marrying the guy and calculating who's buying the milk for the baby...

Test #2: The target man makes a lot of money, so his place is unassuming pretty large and nice. Move in to claim the man and his place within the first 3 months as it will be hard for him to kick you out once he is used to having someone cooking, cleaning and being available (and willing). In return for "paying for your way", you can “take care” of him and play a good home maker.

Test #3: Test his generosity by faking an event that will force him to show his cards. For instance, my mommy is from a foreign country and she is sick, needs surgery. Ask for some amount of money you think he can afford, for instance, $5000. This way, you can also test if he’s really in love with you. When a man has fallen madly in love with you, money, really is not an issue and should not stand in the way. I mean, he technically would take a bullet for you, let alone a mere 5K... lol..

Gold Digging Tendencies

Every time I get the “gold digger” tendencies, I close my eyes and asked myself if this guy is poor, will I sleep with him? And if the answer is an astounding “no!”, I move on real quickly. hahaha

You always have girlfriends that makes very little money and yet they carry around expensive Gucci or LV purses/shoes that cost thousands of dollars. Now how can these girls afford such luxury items?

1. They save half their pay cheques to get it

You’d think they saved up and spent half of their pay cheque on a silly purse that represents something that you know they cannot afford to have and does not truely represent their lifestyle. Perhaps it is a lifestyle they wish to have and in order to have it, they wear it, act like it and eventually they will get it. Just like the act of smiling, if you smile enough no matter how miserable you are, eventually, you will be happy. Make sense?

2. Seduce a rich balding old guy

So where else could they be getting these luxury items? Well, by “seducing” some rich old guy…someone they would never be with if the same old guy is poor, to get what they want.

Back to criteria setting for Gold Diggers

So if my target man makes 1 million in salary per year, who will be my competition and how am I going to separate myself from the rest of the herd? Men that makes this much are rarely single and you girls don’t want to be a home wreaker! That leaves the remaining single guys who may be too old, a player, travels to much, etc…. plus they would have to compete with the young 19 year olds that they can also date. So what separates me from these late teenies? Let’s see… we are intelligent and attractive career oriented women. We are independent women and we don’t need to leach off a rich man. Men know this, so they won’t be at least suspicious of our intentions right? Well, if you think like a man with a million dollar salary, some don’t really care. It really depends on what they are looking for at the moment. You can be an intelligent, charming, independent woman in your 30’s, but if you are demanding, he’ll just get the 20 year old who will just sit there look “pretty” and not give him any headaches. He’s a busy successful business man. Men like these do occasionally enjoy an intelligent conversation with an attractive woman, but they can always do that with their male friends. So girls, if you are going to dig, be smart about it, don't sell your soul and integrity to the devil...

I don’t make enough to take care of your ass

Living in Yaletown, you can see lots of beautiful people. Some of which are self made successful people, others are the gold diggers that leaches off them. In my conversation with a friend, she mentioned to me that a girlfriend of her just wants to find a good catch, some guy that makes around 80K and then settle down and have kids. Wait, wait, don’t I make somewhere around this amount and more? I can’t afford to take care of some chick! They have no idea that this amount is barely enough to live in this town! Ok, maybe enough for a standard adequate life with nights out on the weekends. So, some gold diggers dig really low and shallow mines while other gold diggers dig deeper mines.

In my first encounter with what I considered to be an expert gold digger, you can see she’s confident and courageous. She knows she can command attention, not though her sexy good looks, a healthy physique, but through confidence and charm that shines through. Below are the basic standard/guideline in the art of gold digging. Step #1: Set the criteria on what you are looking for Step #2: Determine who your target is Step #3 Set out the rules on how you will engage the target and ensure you follow-through. In conversation with my suspected gold digger friend, she basically suggested a limit, which is what she says she set for herself. My eyes popped out. When I am I going to find a guy like this and how do I attract him and what types of girls will I be competing against? This would be a difficult task for me to accomplish because I always believe that it takes more than good looks to attract and retain a good man. But here, I getting the message that that you have to stand out from the rest and the only way to do so is to “enhanced” your appearance. See more on Breast Implants later. You can be the smartest, sweetest, most generous and loving woman, but that only comes after the first impression and successful men wants to be proud that they are standing next to a good looking gal.