Friday, December 19, 2008

Dirty Text Messages

Whoever invented text messaging is a genius! This method of communication virtually reduces any fear of rejection when one attempts to ask a gal on a date or for a booty call. It also makes it easier to lie to your spouse or partner without having them detect a hesitation, a suspicious tone in the voice or your where about (eg. your at a club).

As I mentioned it is a great way to automate mass text messages to all your booty call counterparts. So that if one actually takes a bite, you are a lucky dude or chick!

Also good for long distance relationships and workaholics that travels all the time.

eg.

I miss u and I want ur dick in my mouth. Yummy!! I'm all wet!!
Ok, I just want to cuddle then slide u inside me. :) xoxox

hahaha

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