Friday, January 2, 2009

Internet Rankings by keyword "Mail Order Bride, Sex, Porn, Lesbian"


So here I am doing research online on how to promote my blog. I've learned some internet marketing techniques, but don't let me bore you with the techie geek stuff, I'm here to talk about sex, relationship, dating along with anything real nasty and real gross...

Note: The content below is for adult viewing only.


Please do not take my writing seriously, it is just meant to make you laugh so you pee in your pants. Also my blog editor Dan the Man is either mad at me or off on New Years holidays...so don't mind the spelling and grammar mistakes...


I went on Google Trends to see what the "hottest" topics are and typed in several nasty words for fun. Interesting enough, Google Trends started ranking by regions in the world where these words are searched the most.

Top 4 region to search for "mail order bride":
*based on worldwide traffic of the word "mail order bride" in all years
** Trends are decreasing for this search word


Top 4 region to search for "porn":
*based on worldwide traffic of the word "porn" in all years
** Trends are increasing for this search word

1. Ireland
2. United Kingdom
3. Australia
4. Canada

Top 4 region to search for "sex":
*based on worldwide traffic of the word "sex" in all years
** Trends are rising for this search word



Top 4 region to search for "lesbian":
*based on worldwide traffic of the word "lesbian" in all years
** Trends are rising for this search word


My conclusion:

#1. North American men loves those mail order brides (a very high % of them lives in Yaletown)
Trends are decreasing, which means these women are divorcing the perverted old men and running away with their money. Ok, ok, just joking ~ younger generations do not have the need for this demand anymore, the economy is tanking, ok? They are moving to the cheaper alternative, Japanese "real dolls" that looks better and won't talk back!

#2. Irish men are not getting it from their women, so they are surfing for "porn". Trends are increasing, which means ...ummm, damn, can't think of anything to bs this one...

#3. The Vietnamese are starting to learn about sex and gets this information online before practicing it in the bedroom. Trends are rising which means the more "studying" translates to more "satisfaction".

#4. Those Austrialian really loves their lesbian women. Trends are rising. No comment.


Hope I do not offend anyone, this piece is purely for humor.

The ranking is however fact! ~ Jan 01 2009
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19 comments:

  1. D*January 3, 2009 at 8:25 PM

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    .
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