Men are like software, if you get them young, they are easily customizable, specific to your needs.
The older legacy software (older men) needs to be upgraded, cause they’re primarily built on old simple logic built upon routines and through out the years, integrations between other systems are difficult. They tend to exhibit bugs and memory leaks if you try to fix them. Introduce them to a new environment and they might freeze up.
When they reach a certain age, they won’t seamlessly integrate with other systems in your environment (i.e your family, your friends), and they freeze up, they are pretty much stuck in their ways.
The older men (software) may be due for an upgrade, that is, something is not functioning properly. We need to be patient and invest more time to take care of them…or they might crash…haha Better to phase them out. Hahaha
Some men have more bugs than others, so they need to be thoroughly tested prior to committing to the purchase. Just make sure you have software warrantys.
You may disagree and perhaps say that men are nothing like software, how about hardware? You walk into a store, you want to buy, you need to check their hardware first… you need some guarantee for a few months. Perhaps you need to buy extended warranty on any risk for potential defects…and that a few years down the road, everything is still functioning or you want your money back!!
This is for the hard core software developers….technology and software is a funny thing, the more advance the technology, the more adoption of what you call “loose coupling”…like men, its more like more “loose components”. Haha
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Dr. Handsome ~ A young Mr. Perfect: innocent and pure
So I just got back from my training run with my new running buddy Dr. Handsome (aka a young Mr. Perfect). Dr. Handsome is 10 years younger than the older Mr. Perfect (in his 40's), almost an exact mode of him except he is still innocent and pure. He has a couple of practices in the city, teaches at the University on Fridays and is extremely fit and intelligent.
He is very good running partner and friend to have. Recently, Dr. Handsome has been subbing in to go to lamas classes for his friend's wife. It's that sweet?
One thing about Dr. Handsome is that you can still see a kid within him. He collects pop can bottles, plays PS2 and likes to go ice skating....along with the great travels and scuba diving activities.
Ms. Sun Shine and I have witness the power of Dr. Handsome, as he sat down in a room full of people, you can see an invisible net cast upon the crowd of women pulling them in with his charisma, good looks, intelligence...and an innocence about him. He could never hurt anybody and even knowing that he has this power, he will not use it. As Dr. Handsome matures into a man, hopefully, he does not become the typical egotistical male that collects trophy women as a game.
He is very good running partner and friend to have. Recently, Dr. Handsome has been subbing in to go to lamas classes for his friend's wife. It's that sweet?
One thing about Dr. Handsome is that you can still see a kid within him. He collects pop can bottles, plays PS2 and likes to go ice skating....along with the great travels and scuba diving activities.
Ms. Sun Shine and I have witness the power of Dr. Handsome, as he sat down in a room full of people, you can see an invisible net cast upon the crowd of women pulling them in with his charisma, good looks, intelligence...and an innocence about him. He could never hurt anybody and even knowing that he has this power, he will not use it. As Dr. Handsome matures into a man, hopefully, he does not become the typical egotistical male that collects trophy women as a game.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
A Cinderella Story with an alternate ending.
Today is a gloomy day, so I will tell you a gloomy story of a girl who is a very close friend of mine. Her name is Jane. She is the most beautiful girl inside and out. She have encountered many of life obstacles; too many for one person to endure. Like Cinderella, Jane came from a broken home. Mom died when she was young, Dad re-married someone new. Step mom tormented her at a young age. Think of the all the worse thing that you can think of. Yes, it happened to Jane.
One day, Jane met her Prince Charming. He was a smooth talker, has a caring demenor, but a very busy man. He lives in another State, 3 hours away from Jane. For months, every weekend, her Prince Charming would drive all the way up to see her. He bought her gifts, lend her money when she was broke, introduced her to his family.
Prince Charming wouldn't use a condom and Jane was naive about it. She thought that perhaps, he was serious with her. He even says he wants to have children with her and he wants to try to get her pregnant. She thought to herself, wow, this guy really loves me.
Jane thought that somehow all her bad luck have vanished and finally, she had found love.
One night, after driving down to see Prince Charming, she opened his laptop to use the internet while he was sleeping. What she found was shocking.
Prince Charming has been seeing and having lots of conversations with other Jane types on IM, email, online dating services...all you can think of. No wonder he's so busy. Jane was not the only one he was seeing. Other Janes have even flew from a far to visit him and stayed with him.
One Jane was just 10 minutes away for a booty call. The thousands and thousands of conversations from hundreds of Janes popped up before her eyes. And all the Janes thought that they were "special" as Prince Charming alway says.
Jane's heart was broken. Luckily she wasn't pregnant after the many attempts. Wonder if there were other Janes out there that were not as lucky as this Jane.
Prince Charming turned out to be the Prince from Hell.
One day, Jane met her Prince Charming. He was a smooth talker, has a caring demenor, but a very busy man. He lives in another State, 3 hours away from Jane. For months, every weekend, her Prince Charming would drive all the way up to see her. He bought her gifts, lend her money when she was broke, introduced her to his family.
Prince Charming wouldn't use a condom and Jane was naive about it. She thought that perhaps, he was serious with her. He even says he wants to have children with her and he wants to try to get her pregnant. She thought to herself, wow, this guy really loves me.
Jane thought that somehow all her bad luck have vanished and finally, she had found love.
One night, after driving down to see Prince Charming, she opened his laptop to use the internet while he was sleeping. What she found was shocking.
Prince Charming has been seeing and having lots of conversations with other Jane types on IM, email, online dating services...all you can think of. No wonder he's so busy. Jane was not the only one he was seeing. Other Janes have even flew from a far to visit him and stayed with him.
One Jane was just 10 minutes away for a booty call. The thousands and thousands of conversations from hundreds of Janes popped up before her eyes. And all the Janes thought that they were "special" as Prince Charming alway says.
Jane's heart was broken. Luckily she wasn't pregnant after the many attempts. Wonder if there were other Janes out there that were not as lucky as this Jane.
Prince Charming turned out to be the Prince from Hell.
Monday, January 19, 2009
The talented Mr. Good Lookin'
Mr. Good Looking is better looking than all the Mr. Perfect in the world.
He can command even more women than Mr. Perfect and perhaps even steal Mr. Perfect's girl when he's no looking… haha. I know for a fact that Mr. Good Looking can have a different girl of his choosing, in his bed, every night if he wants it. When he walks in the room, he gets the hottest girl. This is just purely based on his charisma and good looks.
Normally, I'm a sucker for Mr. Good Looking, but some how this year I've blossomed from Ms. Plain Jane to Ms. Smarty Pants with a funny bone. Again, my experiences with Mr. Good Looking varies in age (30, 35, 40) and background (Finance, IT, Restaurant Biz, etc..).
In the past, I've left Mr. Perfect and ran off with Mr. Good Looking...then got stuck with Mr. Good Looking proposing to me on top of the Eiffel Tower. How romantic! But that was because I was insane and Mr. Good Looking at the time had some sort of power over me....I've started writing poetry for god sake!
Another Mr. Good Looking that is a buddy of mine can also get away with collecting numbers left, right and center...all in the same night, he's collected over 4 numbers and these are 10's!! Not mine of course. :P
Rumors has it that Mr. Good Looking is a big, big player...and somehow he's managed to turn something so innocent...bunking with your friends...into a 3-some!!! So smooth!! Yes, yes, Mr. Good Looking, if you are reading this, you can kill me later. But I'll just bat my lashes and you'll forgive me. hehe
Now, me and my gal, Ms. Sun Shine see a different side of Mr. Good Looking. He's a little shy, introverted, sweet and very honest. A good friend to have even if he's a big player! That's right! So Mr. Good Looking, I'm glad you're my buddy. Why? You can spot another player coming for me a mile away ....and save me from the wolves...
He can command even more women than Mr. Perfect and perhaps even steal Mr. Perfect's girl when he's no looking… haha. I know for a fact that Mr. Good Looking can have a different girl of his choosing, in his bed, every night if he wants it. When he walks in the room, he gets the hottest girl. This is just purely based on his charisma and good looks.
Normally, I'm a sucker for Mr. Good Looking, but some how this year I've blossomed from Ms. Plain Jane to Ms. Smarty Pants with a funny bone. Again, my experiences with Mr. Good Looking varies in age (30, 35, 40) and background (Finance, IT, Restaurant Biz, etc..).
In the past, I've left Mr. Perfect and ran off with Mr. Good Looking...then got stuck with Mr. Good Looking proposing to me on top of the Eiffel Tower. How romantic! But that was because I was insane and Mr. Good Looking at the time had some sort of power over me....I've started writing poetry for god sake!
Another Mr. Good Looking that is a buddy of mine can also get away with collecting numbers left, right and center...all in the same night, he's collected over 4 numbers and these are 10's!! Not mine of course. :P
Rumors has it that Mr. Good Looking is a big, big player...and somehow he's managed to turn something so innocent...bunking with your friends...into a 3-some!!! So smooth!! Yes, yes, Mr. Good Looking, if you are reading this, you can kill me later. But I'll just bat my lashes and you'll forgive me. hehe
Now, me and my gal, Ms. Sun Shine see a different side of Mr. Good Looking. He's a little shy, introverted, sweet and very honest. A good friend to have even if he's a big player! That's right! So Mr. Good Looking, I'm glad you're my buddy. Why? You can spot another player coming for me a mile away ....and save me from the wolves...
666 Gold Standards
Wingman Jay introduced me to a guy friend of his. His guy friend mentioned the 666 Gold Standard, which I thought was hilarious! But makes sense. I also incorporated my own tidbits on the girl's side.
The 666 Standard
Male Requirements:
6 feet
6 inch
6 figures
Female Requirement:
6 times a week
** Mind you, the female needs to make at least 6 figures too, else she'll be call a gold digger.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Boy Toy vs. Boyfriend
Boy Toys vs. Boyfriends ~ Which one are you looking for?
So, I've been calling my good looking guy friends my "boy toys" and they don't mind it cause they know I'm just joking. They're just friends and it's my way of boosting my ego for having such good-lookin' hard bodied guy friends hehehe Plus, they make great arm candy especially if you put them in a suit.
Most boy toys are players, regardless. A boy toy is short term (eg. 3 months) and should only remain short-term. They are usually very good looking, smooth and social. Women are drawn to the boy toys . Now, a good boy toy will tell the girl that he's not looking for anything serious, so girls, you have to cut it at a certain point before you become "emotionally involve". Three to four months of your time should be enough.
Unless you are the ultimate "player" girl, you cannot play a "boy toy" for long term.
My rules for playing the fields are:
1. Boy Toys are good to look at (that's all) and if you want to have one, you should be ok with them sleeping with other women while they are with you. Now most women with a decent self-esteem would not accept this because if the boy toy decides to be exclusive with a new girlfriend and have never been exclusive with you in the past, then you feel like an idiot, a convenient side dish. Your self-esteem will deteriorate after watching him go through a series of relationships and having you on the side whenever he wants. That can't be good for a girl's confidence!
2. Some girls say that they have "Boy toys" and keep the boy toys for long term just for the physical pleasure because he's a "Stallion", too good to let go. Well, that's great only if you do not get emotionally involved. So how do you do that? Make sure the guy is "pretty" but he must have a flaw that you can't stand and won't settle for (eg. Not good enough for a boyfriend for you, but a good fuck). For instance, he's stupid, but he's good in bed.
Similar to how guys "play" stupid pretty girls. We girls could try the same technique. Note some boys only have booty calls with girls that they would never take out and have a romantic dinner with. Why can't us girls do the same?
I've met professional player girls and they don't even bother with playing the game. It's a waste of time. For instance, let's say you have a real hot guy and the annoyance is that he's kinda stupid and superficial. He's always looking at himself in the mirror. Now, you can play this guy because you know he's never been with an witty and intellectual girl like yourself. However, after a few months, it gets annoying and you end up dumping the guy cause he's a waste of your time.
3. A reason for why a girl would say some guy is her "Boy toy" and actually stays with him for years and years is because she actually likes him (perhaps in love with him?) and is lying to herself and all the people around her. What "Boy Toy" is worth that much time and effort? Unless she's waiting for him to realize that she is "the one" with the patient and heart to stick around. I call it desperation.
Also, I'll make my bet that this same girl would cheat on her "boyfriend" for this "boy toy". I am sure there's more to the physical pleasure that is drawing the girl to her "boy toy" who treats her like a second string, while her boyfriend would treat her like gold.
What a shame, the so call "boy toy" is just a guy that she's in love with and can't have, so she brushes it off so it won't sound like she's been "played" and a loser ...for not being able to let go.
One of my favorite quote:
The average woman is a comformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain.
So, I've been calling my good looking guy friends my "boy toys" and they don't mind it cause they know I'm just joking. They're just friends and it's my way of boosting my ego for having such good-lookin' hard bodied guy friends hehehe Plus, they make great arm candy especially if you put them in a suit.
Most boy toys are players, regardless. A boy toy is short term (eg. 3 months) and should only remain short-term. They are usually very good looking, smooth and social. Women are drawn to the boy toys . Now, a good boy toy will tell the girl that he's not looking for anything serious, so girls, you have to cut it at a certain point before you become "emotionally involve". Three to four months of your time should be enough.
Unless you are the ultimate "player" girl, you cannot play a "boy toy" for long term.
My rules for playing the fields are:
1. Boy Toys are good to look at (that's all) and if you want to have one, you should be ok with them sleeping with other women while they are with you. Now most women with a decent self-esteem would not accept this because if the boy toy decides to be exclusive with a new girlfriend and have never been exclusive with you in the past, then you feel like an idiot, a convenient side dish. Your self-esteem will deteriorate after watching him go through a series of relationships and having you on the side whenever he wants. That can't be good for a girl's confidence!
2. Some girls say that they have "Boy toys" and keep the boy toys for long term just for the physical pleasure because he's a "Stallion", too good to let go. Well, that's great only if you do not get emotionally involved. So how do you do that? Make sure the guy is "pretty" but he must have a flaw that you can't stand and won't settle for (eg. Not good enough for a boyfriend for you, but a good fuck). For instance, he's stupid, but he's good in bed.
Similar to how guys "play" stupid pretty girls. We girls could try the same technique. Note some boys only have booty calls with girls that they would never take out and have a romantic dinner with. Why can't us girls do the same?
I've met professional player girls and they don't even bother with playing the game. It's a waste of time. For instance, let's say you have a real hot guy and the annoyance is that he's kinda stupid and superficial. He's always looking at himself in the mirror. Now, you can play this guy because you know he's never been with an witty and intellectual girl like yourself. However, after a few months, it gets annoying and you end up dumping the guy cause he's a waste of your time.
3. A reason for why a girl would say some guy is her "Boy toy" and actually stays with him for years and years is because she actually likes him (perhaps in love with him?) and is lying to herself and all the people around her. What "Boy Toy" is worth that much time and effort? Unless she's waiting for him to realize that she is "the one" with the patient and heart to stick around. I call it desperation.
Also, I'll make my bet that this same girl would cheat on her "boyfriend" for this "boy toy". I am sure there's more to the physical pleasure that is drawing the girl to her "boy toy" who treats her like a second string, while her boyfriend would treat her like gold.
What a shame, the so call "boy toy" is just a guy that she's in love with and can't have, so she brushes it off so it won't sound like she's been "played" and a loser ...for not being able to let go.
One of my favorite quote:
The average woman is a comformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Mr. Perfect ~ Asian Version
Here is what Mr. Perfect looks like if we combined them all into one.See the movie ~ so romantic!!!
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Open Relationships: Cost & Benefits
Source: http://www.americanchronicle.com
Author: Marwa Rakha
Open Relationships: Cost & Benefits
Benefits:
It is an ideal relationship because the couple would never get bored of one another, they get to enjoy space and freedom, and that he was open and candid about having other partners, but he would always come back to her. Life was too short! He was very honest with his girl and with all the other girls; it was a sign of how decent and open-minded he was.
So an open relationship is like an open invitation for the man to come and go as he pleased? Who would accept that? Is it like a permission to cheat? What kind of man would have the audacity to demand that?
Does it mean that exclusivity is struck out of the context of the relationship? Why would anyone want to do that? So, could the girl have multiple partners as well? What would that make of her man? Half a man?
If you delete commitment, trust, and respect from a relationship, what would you have left? Sex? Where would such an arrangement leave intimacy, bonding, and partnership? Why even call it a relationship in the first place?
In the old days, men used to tell naïve girls that they were separated.
A series of closed-ended questions should be asked for clarification;
#1. I always started with whether they lived in separate houses
#2. I asked whether they lived in separate bedrooms
#3. I asked if they slept in separate beds.
Most of the time, the answer is "no". I used to struggle as I asked for a definition of being separated, and I was always told that they were separated on the mental and emotional level.
A decade later, men grew wiser and realized that their “I am separated” line is not flying. They used the head on top of their shoulders and voila: a new type of relationships that sounds so politically sound - an open relationship was their proposition! A solution that relieved them of any previously felt guilt. He does not have to lie about his whereabouts or hide his tracks anymore; why should he when his partner gave up her right to object and agreed to become an object in his life?
There are two types of girls who would accept such a deal;
Prototype A is a girl who does not have true feelings and is using him just as much as he is using her.
Prototype B is a desperate girl who consensually gives the man the right to kick her behind whenever he pleased. Aside from the traditional code of ethics, and shockingly enough, I carry more respect for the first type, as opposed to contempt, with no traces of sympathy, for the second.
Seven commandments of a man’s open relationship
(using George Orwell’s Animal Farm model):
1. Whatever goes upon two legs, and asks for exclusivity, is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has no character, is a friend.
3. No man shall wear a wedding ring – married or not.
4. No man shall sleep in the same woman’s bed forever – married or not married to him.
5. No man shall respect women – women were created for entertainment.
6. No man shall commit to any woman – married or not married to him.
7. All people are equal but men are more equal than women.
Author: Marwa Rakha
Open Relationships: Cost & Benefits
Benefits:
It is an ideal relationship because the couple would never get bored of one another, they get to enjoy space and freedom, and that he was open and candid about having other partners, but he would always come back to her. Life was too short! He was very honest with his girl and with all the other girls; it was a sign of how decent and open-minded he was.
So an open relationship is like an open invitation for the man to come and go as he pleased? Who would accept that? Is it like a permission to cheat? What kind of man would have the audacity to demand that?
Does it mean that exclusivity is struck out of the context of the relationship? Why would anyone want to do that? So, could the girl have multiple partners as well? What would that make of her man? Half a man?
If you delete commitment, trust, and respect from a relationship, what would you have left? Sex? Where would such an arrangement leave intimacy, bonding, and partnership? Why even call it a relationship in the first place?
In the old days, men used to tell naïve girls that they were separated.
A series of closed-ended questions should be asked for clarification;
#1. I always started with whether they lived in separate houses
#2. I asked whether they lived in separate bedrooms
#3. I asked if they slept in separate beds.
Most of the time, the answer is "no". I used to struggle as I asked for a definition of being separated, and I was always told that they were separated on the mental and emotional level.
A decade later, men grew wiser and realized that their “I am separated” line is not flying. They used the head on top of their shoulders and voila: a new type of relationships that sounds so politically sound - an open relationship was their proposition! A solution that relieved them of any previously felt guilt. He does not have to lie about his whereabouts or hide his tracks anymore; why should he when his partner gave up her right to object and agreed to become an object in his life?
There are two types of girls who would accept such a deal;
Prototype A is a girl who does not have true feelings and is using him just as much as he is using her.
Prototype B is a desperate girl who consensually gives the man the right to kick her behind whenever he pleased. Aside from the traditional code of ethics, and shockingly enough, I carry more respect for the first type, as opposed to contempt, with no traces of sympathy, for the second.
Seven commandments of a man’s open relationship
(using George Orwell’s Animal Farm model):
1. Whatever goes upon two legs, and asks for exclusivity, is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has no character, is a friend.
3. No man shall wear a wedding ring – married or not.
4. No man shall sleep in the same woman’s bed forever – married or not married to him.
5. No man shall respect women – women were created for entertainment.
6. No man shall commit to any woman – married or not married to him.
7. All people are equal but men are more equal than women.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
The Casual Dater
The Casual Dater
The Commitment Cure: What to Do When You Fall for an Ambivalent Man
Ambivalence (am-biv-e-lens) n. 1. The existence of mixed feelings toward someone or something. Difficulty in reaching a decision.
Ambivalent Man (am-biv-e-lent man) n. Abbreviation: AM. 1. One who exhibits or feels ambivalence toward women. 2. One who plays games. He wants a relationship; he wants to break up. He's confused, mixed up, inconsistent, and unpredictable. Yet he's irresistible and easy to fall in love with . . . and almost sure to cause a broken heart.
Sue met Ken, a commodities trader, at a gathering at her friend's house. Although he was okay looking, she wasn't that crazy about him. He seemed like nice guy, but the chemistry level wasn't very high. When he asked her to go to a Broadway play, Sue decided to give him a chance. To her surprise, they had a good time. Afterward, he called her every Wednesday and asked her out for the following Saturday night. He always took her to glamorous yet elegant restaurants. She was sure he was seriously interested in her, figuring no man would go to these lengths for just a fling. Soon he was asking her out for both Friday and Saturday nights. It appeared their dating was leading to a relationship so she decided to take the emotional risk and become sexually involved with Ken. On the tenth date Ken told Sue that he didn't see them "having a future together" and "thought they should stop dating." He explained that he "wanted to get married but didn't want to marry her." Sue was devastated and shocked because she didn't really like Ken so much in the beginning and had tried to be mature about it and give him a chance. How could she have been so wrong about him and let herself get hurt like this? Unfortunately, she had run into a Casual Dater.
Who Is the Casual Dater?
Here's a list of signs you're with a Casual Dater so you don't set yourself up for disappointment when you find out he can't go beyond a few dates:
He is a man who is actually looking for a relationship. He really longs for marriage and feels bad that he can't seem to achieve this goal.
He is reliable and usually makes a good first impression. You can take him anywhere, to Christmas parties, weddings, and family gatherings. In fact, his excellent social skills are honed from dating so often.
He appears to be capable of a relationship because he really is interested in going out to places rather than just having a fling. He keeps calling you for dates so you think he's very interested in you.
Ironically, many women keep dating the Casual Dater even when they're not that crazy about him, because he gives the impression that he's serious about a relationship and possibly marriage.
What Causes His Ambivalent Behavior?
The main problem with the Casual Dater is that he feels entitled to "perfect" women. Despite the Casual Dater's longing for love and relationship, he's deeply committed to being with the kind of women he feels entitled to. He'd rather remain single than be with a woman who doesn't meet his expectations. The irony and maddening part is, he's unable to see his own shortcomings. Even if he's broke, unattractive, or disabled, if a woman doesn't measure up to his ideal he will not want to have a relationship with her.
Some Casual Daters have completely unrealistic expectations of the woman they'd like to have as a girlfriend or wife. They actually compare potential girlfriends to playboy models, movie stars, and fantasy women. They often have crushes on women who are in their lives but are unattainable. Sometimes they date more than one woman at a time. This increases the chances of meeting the perfect woman.
When a Casual Dater finds a woman who meets his expectations, he eventually finds something wrong with her. In other words, he always ends up devaluing the woman no matter how great he originally thought she was and how close she was to his ideal. He then becomes ambivalent and either sabotages the potential relationship by giving women the "distancing lecture" or never wanting to go beyond casual dating.
The Casual Dater is superficial and isn't capable of loving on a mature level. He can't accept another human being for who she is, flaws and all, which is necessary in order to have a long-term relationship or marriage. If the woman is going through a personal problem while dating, he has a hard time dealing with it. Although he has a nice demeanor he's basically self-absorbed.
The Distancing Lecture
After he has gone through the process of devaluing you in his mind, he delivers a lecture with one of the following themes:
"There's not going to be a relationship."
"I don't see a future for us."
"You're a great lady, but I just can't seem to fall in love with you."
"I want to get married but I don't want to marry you."
The Casual Dater can be very wounding in his need to get rid of you. He's not like the Runner, who just disappears. He will tell you bluntly when it's over. It's therefore important to understand where his lecture is coming from and not take it too personally, although this is easier said than done. Dora met Paul at a lecture on nutrition at an adult learning center. From their discussions, Dora learned that Paul was struggling with chronic fatigue syndrome. He came from a family of great wealth so he was able to support himself despite his physical limitations. He dated a lot, but never had a long-term relationship with a woman. Although she was concerned about his physical disabilities, he seemed like a nice guy and she was on a serious search for a boyfriend. They went on a few dates. When Dora didn't hear from him, she worried that Paul's health had gotten worse, so she gave him a call. Paul told Dora that he didn't know if he wanted to have a relationship with her and was now dating someone else. Stunned, she tried to talk to him about his decision because she didn't understand. Then he had the audacity to tell her he needed to decide if he even wanted to see her again!
Why Does He Act This Way?
Here are the real reasons men are Casual Daters:
1. He may have had a mother who was emotionally or physically unavailable. The sad thing is that he didn't develop the inner resources it takes to have a deep enduring relationship because of this mother's unavailability. Instead, he compensated for his lack of nurturing by constructing an ideal vision of a woman who would meet all his needs. It is this perfect woman that he's always searching for.
2. He is not in touch with his anxiety about closeness so he blames the woman's flaws for the demise of the potential relationship. He rids himself of his anxiety about closeness by either rejecting an available woman or never going beyond casual dating. With either solution he never has to deal with his feelings a relationship brings up for him.
3. He is unable to look at his own limitations or imperfections. If he had the insight to understand these dynamics he wouldn't act out his ambivalence by ending a potential relationship or staying in a go-nowhere relationship.
So how can you tell if you're seeing a Casual Dater? The following tips will help to clue you.
Signs You Are Seeing a Casual Dater
Your Casual Dater can commit more than the Man Who Plays Parlor Games, but ultimately gives himself away as an Ambivalent Man by his inability to take it to the next level.
He's had few or no relationships with women. Although he dates a lot, a relationship never seems to materialize.
He's a big expert on how to meet new women. He goes to endless singles events, clubs, and dating services to keep up an ongoing search for his ideal woman. Casual Daters are often on the Internet meeting women in chat rooms and online dating sites.
He uses personal ads a lot. He puts personal ads in newspapers, magazines, and online sites, and responds to women's ads. When he meets a woman on a blind date, he's often disappointed because she's not who he was fantasizing she'd be. His level of attractiveness is irrelevant; only his expectations matter to him.
He displays a lack of experience in relationships. Sometimes he seems naive when he talks about relationships in general.
He has tons of dating experience and stories. Sometimes he dates more than one woman at a time. He figures it's a numbers game to find his perfect woman.
Dating him never escalates to a relationship. He always wants to date around once a week or less. He doesn't show signs that he wants to become more serious. He doesn't want to see you on the holidays or introduce you to his family or friends.
Sherry met Sam after he answered her personal ad online. Just from their e-mail and phone conversations she could tell he was a walking encyclopedia on meeting new women. He seemed to know all the singles events going on around the city. He'd entertain her on the phone for hours with stories of his dating experiences. He rarely mentioned anything about serious long-term relationships. He told Sherry he thought they had a very special connection just from their phone conversations and he was dying to meet her. Due to her hectic work schedule, she didn't have much time. Sam was willing to accommodate her, however, so Sherry decided to take a chance on the day of their meeting. Excited at the prospect of meeting this man who seemed so interested in her, Sherry got all dolled up. When he walked into the restaurant he looked disappointed when he realized it was Sherry. They talked but he left shortly. Sherry didn't think Sam was so great anyway, but she would have been willing to give him a chance. She never heard from him again, but she saw his ad on all the personal ad sites for years after that.
© 2004 Rhonda Findling
About the AuthorRhonda Findling
Source:
http://www.enotalone.com/article/6183.html
The Commitment Cure: What to Do When You Fall for an Ambivalent Man
Ambivalence (am-biv-e-lens) n. 1. The existence of mixed feelings toward someone or something. Difficulty in reaching a decision.
Ambivalent Man (am-biv-e-lent man) n. Abbreviation: AM. 1. One who exhibits or feels ambivalence toward women. 2. One who plays games. He wants a relationship; he wants to break up. He's confused, mixed up, inconsistent, and unpredictable. Yet he's irresistible and easy to fall in love with . . . and almost sure to cause a broken heart.
Sue met Ken, a commodities trader, at a gathering at her friend's house. Although he was okay looking, she wasn't that crazy about him. He seemed like nice guy, but the chemistry level wasn't very high. When he asked her to go to a Broadway play, Sue decided to give him a chance. To her surprise, they had a good time. Afterward, he called her every Wednesday and asked her out for the following Saturday night. He always took her to glamorous yet elegant restaurants. She was sure he was seriously interested in her, figuring no man would go to these lengths for just a fling. Soon he was asking her out for both Friday and Saturday nights. It appeared their dating was leading to a relationship so she decided to take the emotional risk and become sexually involved with Ken. On the tenth date Ken told Sue that he didn't see them "having a future together" and "thought they should stop dating." He explained that he "wanted to get married but didn't want to marry her." Sue was devastated and shocked because she didn't really like Ken so much in the beginning and had tried to be mature about it and give him a chance. How could she have been so wrong about him and let herself get hurt like this? Unfortunately, she had run into a Casual Dater.
Who Is the Casual Dater?
Here's a list of signs you're with a Casual Dater so you don't set yourself up for disappointment when you find out he can't go beyond a few dates:
He is a man who is actually looking for a relationship. He really longs for marriage and feels bad that he can't seem to achieve this goal.
He is reliable and usually makes a good first impression. You can take him anywhere, to Christmas parties, weddings, and family gatherings. In fact, his excellent social skills are honed from dating so often.
He appears to be capable of a relationship because he really is interested in going out to places rather than just having a fling. He keeps calling you for dates so you think he's very interested in you.
Ironically, many women keep dating the Casual Dater even when they're not that crazy about him, because he gives the impression that he's serious about a relationship and possibly marriage.
What Causes His Ambivalent Behavior?
The main problem with the Casual Dater is that he feels entitled to "perfect" women. Despite the Casual Dater's longing for love and relationship, he's deeply committed to being with the kind of women he feels entitled to. He'd rather remain single than be with a woman who doesn't meet his expectations. The irony and maddening part is, he's unable to see his own shortcomings. Even if he's broke, unattractive, or disabled, if a woman doesn't measure up to his ideal he will not want to have a relationship with her.
Some Casual Daters have completely unrealistic expectations of the woman they'd like to have as a girlfriend or wife. They actually compare potential girlfriends to playboy models, movie stars, and fantasy women. They often have crushes on women who are in their lives but are unattainable. Sometimes they date more than one woman at a time. This increases the chances of meeting the perfect woman.
When a Casual Dater finds a woman who meets his expectations, he eventually finds something wrong with her. In other words, he always ends up devaluing the woman no matter how great he originally thought she was and how close she was to his ideal. He then becomes ambivalent and either sabotages the potential relationship by giving women the "distancing lecture" or never wanting to go beyond casual dating.
The Casual Dater is superficial and isn't capable of loving on a mature level. He can't accept another human being for who she is, flaws and all, which is necessary in order to have a long-term relationship or marriage. If the woman is going through a personal problem while dating, he has a hard time dealing with it. Although he has a nice demeanor he's basically self-absorbed.
The Distancing Lecture
After he has gone through the process of devaluing you in his mind, he delivers a lecture with one of the following themes:
"There's not going to be a relationship."
"I don't see a future for us."
"You're a great lady, but I just can't seem to fall in love with you."
"I want to get married but I don't want to marry you."
The Casual Dater can be very wounding in his need to get rid of you. He's not like the Runner, who just disappears. He will tell you bluntly when it's over. It's therefore important to understand where his lecture is coming from and not take it too personally, although this is easier said than done. Dora met Paul at a lecture on nutrition at an adult learning center. From their discussions, Dora learned that Paul was struggling with chronic fatigue syndrome. He came from a family of great wealth so he was able to support himself despite his physical limitations. He dated a lot, but never had a long-term relationship with a woman. Although she was concerned about his physical disabilities, he seemed like a nice guy and she was on a serious search for a boyfriend. They went on a few dates. When Dora didn't hear from him, she worried that Paul's health had gotten worse, so she gave him a call. Paul told Dora that he didn't know if he wanted to have a relationship with her and was now dating someone else. Stunned, she tried to talk to him about his decision because she didn't understand. Then he had the audacity to tell her he needed to decide if he even wanted to see her again!
Why Does He Act This Way?
Here are the real reasons men are Casual Daters:
1. He may have had a mother who was emotionally or physically unavailable. The sad thing is that he didn't develop the inner resources it takes to have a deep enduring relationship because of this mother's unavailability. Instead, he compensated for his lack of nurturing by constructing an ideal vision of a woman who would meet all his needs. It is this perfect woman that he's always searching for.
2. He is not in touch with his anxiety about closeness so he blames the woman's flaws for the demise of the potential relationship. He rids himself of his anxiety about closeness by either rejecting an available woman or never going beyond casual dating. With either solution he never has to deal with his feelings a relationship brings up for him.
3. He is unable to look at his own limitations or imperfections. If he had the insight to understand these dynamics he wouldn't act out his ambivalence by ending a potential relationship or staying in a go-nowhere relationship.
So how can you tell if you're seeing a Casual Dater? The following tips will help to clue you.
Signs You Are Seeing a Casual Dater
Your Casual Dater can commit more than the Man Who Plays Parlor Games, but ultimately gives himself away as an Ambivalent Man by his inability to take it to the next level.
He's had few or no relationships with women. Although he dates a lot, a relationship never seems to materialize.
He's a big expert on how to meet new women. He goes to endless singles events, clubs, and dating services to keep up an ongoing search for his ideal woman. Casual Daters are often on the Internet meeting women in chat rooms and online dating sites.
He uses personal ads a lot. He puts personal ads in newspapers, magazines, and online sites, and responds to women's ads. When he meets a woman on a blind date, he's often disappointed because she's not who he was fantasizing she'd be. His level of attractiveness is irrelevant; only his expectations matter to him.
He displays a lack of experience in relationships. Sometimes he seems naive when he talks about relationships in general.
He has tons of dating experience and stories. Sometimes he dates more than one woman at a time. He figures it's a numbers game to find his perfect woman.
Dating him never escalates to a relationship. He always wants to date around once a week or less. He doesn't show signs that he wants to become more serious. He doesn't want to see you on the holidays or introduce you to his family or friends.
Sherry met Sam after he answered her personal ad online. Just from their e-mail and phone conversations she could tell he was a walking encyclopedia on meeting new women. He seemed to know all the singles events going on around the city. He'd entertain her on the phone for hours with stories of his dating experiences. He rarely mentioned anything about serious long-term relationships. He told Sherry he thought they had a very special connection just from their phone conversations and he was dying to meet her. Due to her hectic work schedule, she didn't have much time. Sam was willing to accommodate her, however, so Sherry decided to take a chance on the day of their meeting. Excited at the prospect of meeting this man who seemed so interested in her, Sherry got all dolled up. When he walked into the restaurant he looked disappointed when he realized it was Sherry. They talked but he left shortly. Sherry didn't think Sam was so great anyway, but she would have been willing to give him a chance. She never heard from him again, but she saw his ad on all the personal ad sites for years after that.
© 2004 Rhonda Findling
About the AuthorRhonda Findling
Source:
http://www.enotalone.com/article/6183.html
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Definition of Casual
Casual:
A relationship with a girl where you are pseudo-boyfriend and girlfriend, but mainly just have sex.
Source: Urban Dictionary
Casual:
You met with on occasions and known only superficially (eg. a casual friend)
Casual Dating:
Casual Dating is a loose way of dating.
Being able to say Boyfriend Girlfriend yet be able to have sex with as many people as you want.
Tammy - "I want to get back together"
Chris - "I think we should just try
Casual Dating." Tammy - "YOU PIG!!!"
Source: Urban Dictionary
Hey, isn't this the same as being in an "open relationship"?
See "Open Relationship" Blog below.
Click here for Yaletown Girl's definition of Open Relationship.
Casual Sex:
Sex without serious intent or commitment
A relationship with a girl where you are pseudo-boyfriend and girlfriend, but mainly just have sex.
Source: Urban Dictionary
Casual:
You met with on occasions and known only superficially (eg. a casual friend)
Casual Dating:
Casual Dating is a loose way of dating.
Being able to say Boyfriend Girlfriend yet be able to have sex with as many people as you want.
Tammy - "I want to get back together"
Chris - "I think we should just try
Casual Dating." Tammy - "YOU PIG!!!"
Source: Urban Dictionary
Hey, isn't this the same as being in an "open relationship"?
See "Open Relationship" Blog below.
Click here for Yaletown Girl's definition of Open Relationship.
Casual Sex:
Sex without serious intent or commitment
Definition of a Relationship
2. something other than a friends with benefits
3. more than a mutual understanding!!
Source: Urban Dictionary
Click here for definition of Friends with Benefits.
open relationship
An open relationship is one in which two people agree that they want to be together, but can't exactly promise that they won't see other people too. Basically, to have it all: a significant other and the freedom to hook up with other people. Common during college for many post-high school relationships.
Source: Urban Dictionary
open relationship (facebook definition)
A facebook setting that allows you to give in to your sluttastic urges while keeping a "saftey net" bound in the event that you're unable to hook up with anything hotter.
Source: Urban Dictionary
Click here for Yaletown Girl's definition of Open Relationship.
Definition of a Holla back girl (aka Booty Call)
See above pic - Just replace "She" with "He"
Definition of a Holla back girl (aka Booty Call):
A girl that is willing to be treated like a doormat or booty call. She is a girl that will allow guys to do whatever they want with her and will just wait for them to 'holla back' at them.
Source: Urban Dictionary
My Definition of a Booty Call (aka Holla back girl):
A girl who you call/text late at night and she’ll come around and give you what you want. She gets to spend time with a premium man, a man that has no time for her during the day, no dinner plans, no long hours talking on the phone. She’ll take what she can get, his cock.
What’s she good for? To make sure that he will survive his dry spell….
And yes, good guys ("gentlemen") makes booty calls all the time. Why? Because there are women out there who are willing to give it with "no strings attached" so that they can spend some time with this "premium man". All she needs to do is find out where he's at, show up, wait til he's drunk (the drunker, the easier to score)...and then bam! She scores!
Mind you, there are women out there that don't even know that they are the "booty call" because they are too blinded by love. They will make any excuses to avoid that reality...
Some guys tell them after that fact, which makes them "players". Don't be played.
I unfortunately found out about what a "booty call" is one night after a guy friend (who I thought was a really, really nice gentleman) texted me to see if I was hungry or wanted to grab a drink. I just got back from a night out in the town and refused the offer saying that it was late and I was a good girl! So he text me back, "ok good girl, come over and grab a bite". Since I did have a little crush on this guy, I decided to go see him. It could just be like the old times in high school where after a party, we would go to Denny’s and grab a bite to eat.
When I arrived, he led me to the kitchen. Opened the refrigerator door. We looked in. He says there’s hardly any food, he’s a bachelor. I blinked. He asked me if I wanted a frozen burrito. I said "Yes". He placed it in the microwave and offered me some wine. We talked and then started to make-out. Then, I started having a funny feeling and says it’s late, wanted to leave and we are not having sex today. He pleaded and pleaded and asked if I could just stay and have a nap and nothing was going to happen. Just a little nap until morning then I can leave. Ahh, so sweet! Really? He wants to nap with me...be with me....
It all just got a little out of hand and the last I remembered, I ran out of his place not giving into what he wanted. Whew. So I gave him blue balls...hahaha
Here's a blurb from another site that I agree with:
"Wanting to be with someone for the sole purpose of having sex with them is wrong. I believe for the individual you need to decide for yourself where your morals lie. If you feel for whatever reason, that having sex without strings attached is wrong then you should neither make nor take a booty call. On the other hand, there are those people that can see and accept the booty call for what it is; something that occurs between two consenting adults and nothing more than a physical act. For those people the booty call is totally acceptable. "
Source: http://www.baddgrrl.com/bootycall.html
A girl that is willing to be treated like a doormat or booty call. She is a girl that will allow guys to do whatever they want with her and will just wait for them to 'holla back' at them.
Source: Urban Dictionary
My Definition of a Booty Call (aka Holla back girl):
A girl who you call/text late at night and she’ll come around and give you what you want. She gets to spend time with a premium man, a man that has no time for her during the day, no dinner plans, no long hours talking on the phone. She’ll take what she can get, his cock.
What’s she good for? To make sure that he will survive his dry spell….
And yes, good guys ("gentlemen") makes booty calls all the time. Why? Because there are women out there who are willing to give it with "no strings attached" so that they can spend some time with this "premium man". All she needs to do is find out where he's at, show up, wait til he's drunk (the drunker, the easier to score)...and then bam! She scores!
Mind you, there are women out there that don't even know that they are the "booty call" because they are too blinded by love. They will make any excuses to avoid that reality...
Some guys tell them after that fact, which makes them "players". Don't be played.
I unfortunately found out about what a "booty call" is one night after a guy friend (who I thought was a really, really nice gentleman) texted me to see if I was hungry or wanted to grab a drink. I just got back from a night out in the town and refused the offer saying that it was late and I was a good girl! So he text me back, "ok good girl, come over and grab a bite". Since I did have a little crush on this guy, I decided to go see him. It could just be like the old times in high school where after a party, we would go to Denny’s and grab a bite to eat.
When I arrived, he led me to the kitchen. Opened the refrigerator door. We looked in. He says there’s hardly any food, he’s a bachelor. I blinked. He asked me if I wanted a frozen burrito. I said "Yes". He placed it in the microwave and offered me some wine. We talked and then started to make-out. Then, I started having a funny feeling and says it’s late, wanted to leave and we are not having sex today. He pleaded and pleaded and asked if I could just stay and have a nap and nothing was going to happen. Just a little nap until morning then I can leave. Ahh, so sweet! Really? He wants to nap with me...be with me....
It all just got a little out of hand and the last I remembered, I ran out of his place not giving into what he wanted. Whew. So I gave him blue balls...hahaha
Here's a blurb from another site that I agree with:
"Wanting to be with someone for the sole purpose of having sex with them is wrong. I believe for the individual you need to decide for yourself where your morals lie. If you feel for whatever reason, that having sex without strings attached is wrong then you should neither make nor take a booty call. On the other hand, there are those people that can see and accept the booty call for what it is; something that occurs between two consenting adults and nothing more than a physical act. For those people the booty call is totally acceptable. "
Source: http://www.baddgrrl.com/bootycall.html
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Stupid Women and married/common law men
Stupid Women and married/common law men
I'm not sure what the world has come to. There are lots of stupid women out there who have insecurity issues and have nothing better to do but day dream about some guy who is not available to them (specifically, some other woman's man: married men or common law men).
This type of woman blindly falls for some guy with "wandering eyes" and a "few bucks" in their wallet is suddenly convinced that they have some kind of "special connection" between them. It is "forbidden love", so exciting!!!!
#1. It begins with this phrase: "When he looks at me, I feel something, he really, really wants me. But he is resisting...I can feel his pain (nope, no pain) cause I am so beautiful and alluring...no one can resist me... "
#2. The silly girl will make up some excuses for the idiot like this: "Yes, he is married/common law, but they have issues ....it's not going to work...because the girl he is with is":
a.) "Manipulative and tries to do everything in her power to hold on to him" (eh..hello, she's the wife/common law gf, she lives with him...you are the bad person in this situation...she is the victim...hello? anything in there???)
b.) "He is going to separate with her" (eh...yeah, "separate" meaning he will "temporarily" separate with her to have a "fling" with you! Then he is going back to his "wife" who he proposed to and promise to love forever....oh, did he look into your eyes and tell you he "loves" you with his eyes? Can you see it?)
c.) "He is such a good man, he is sticking through it with her, taking care of her, letting her down easy and slowly while he is in love with me...He is someone who deserve to be love...I love him and I will stick by his side while he takes care of his wife." (You damn bitch! you are stocking some guy and his wife!!! Get a life!)
d.) "No, no, I felt that "sexual energy" between us when we met. The tension, oh, so powerful! "(Yeah, he wants to screw you. He's a man, men are easy ~ especially these type of guys ~ they will look at any cunt walking down the street with a skirt shorter than yo mama)
e.) "He's a powerful man with lots of responsibilities and stress in life. He needs someone like me to nurture him, to be by his side, someone worthy of being by his side to support him emotionally. She's just pulling him down!! She is not as attractive as me" (yeah...she gave him children! keep away biatch!),
f.) "If I really want to, I can have him" (yeah, for a few nights and then the excitement is over and, he realizes that he just screwed over his wife!).
g.) "I'm just a proper woman and no proper woman breaks up a family" (No proper woman day dream about some other woman's man, biatch! Stop looking into the window from the outside!)
h.) "They are having issues" (yeah, part of it is you being there), "I am his only escape, his only comfort"...(Yeah, his wife's dad just passed away and she is in mourning and going through depression. Some bitch is eyeing her man and trying to steal him away at the lowest point in her life...
#1. Men are easy (and selfish)...if they really wants to be with you, nothing, nothing will be in their way. Many have screw over their wives and kids, their guy friends, their parents...just to be with that girl (and it's not you, so wake the fuck up!!!).
#2. Stop flirting with the bastard (at work or where ever you met him)! Of course he's going to notice a girl with dreamy eyes looking at him. He's good looking! He likes the attention, the old girl at home is the one he's committed to, that's why they are married/living together and he promised to be with her forever....or is he looking to upgrade?....great! it's you...wait until you need upgrading biatch!
Sorry, I just can't stand stupid women that actually go there...
I'm not sure what the world has come to. There are lots of stupid women out there who have insecurity issues and have nothing better to do but day dream about some guy who is not available to them (specifically, some other woman's man: married men or common law men).
This type of woman blindly falls for some guy with "wandering eyes" and a "few bucks" in their wallet is suddenly convinced that they have some kind of "special connection" between them. It is "forbidden love", so exciting!!!!
#1. It begins with this phrase: "When he looks at me, I feel something, he really, really wants me. But he is resisting...I can feel his pain (nope, no pain) cause I am so beautiful and alluring...no one can resist me... "
#2. The silly girl will make up some excuses for the idiot like this: "Yes, he is married/common law, but they have issues ....it's not going to work...because the girl he is with is":
a.) "Manipulative and tries to do everything in her power to hold on to him" (eh..hello, she's the wife/common law gf, she lives with him...you are the bad person in this situation...she is the victim...hello? anything in there???)
b.) "He is going to separate with her" (eh...yeah, "separate" meaning he will "temporarily" separate with her to have a "fling" with you! Then he is going back to his "wife" who he proposed to and promise to love forever....oh, did he look into your eyes and tell you he "loves" you with his eyes? Can you see it?)
c.) "He is such a good man, he is sticking through it with her, taking care of her, letting her down easy and slowly while he is in love with me...He is someone who deserve to be love...I love him and I will stick by his side while he takes care of his wife." (You damn bitch! you are stocking some guy and his wife!!! Get a life!)
d.) "No, no, I felt that "sexual energy" between us when we met. The tension, oh, so powerful! "(Yeah, he wants to screw you. He's a man, men are easy ~ especially these type of guys ~ they will look at any cunt walking down the street with a skirt shorter than yo mama)
e.) "He's a powerful man with lots of responsibilities and stress in life. He needs someone like me to nurture him, to be by his side, someone worthy of being by his side to support him emotionally. She's just pulling him down!! She is not as attractive as me" (yeah...she gave him children! keep away biatch!),
f.) "If I really want to, I can have him" (yeah, for a few nights and then the excitement is over and, he realizes that he just screwed over his wife!).
g.) "I'm just a proper woman and no proper woman breaks up a family" (No proper woman day dream about some other woman's man, biatch! Stop looking into the window from the outside!)
h.) "They are having issues" (yeah, part of it is you being there), "I am his only escape, his only comfort"...(Yeah, his wife's dad just passed away and she is in mourning and going through depression. Some bitch is eyeing her man and trying to steal him away at the lowest point in her life...
Someday,when this bitch falls in love and get marry, a younger, better looking skank will come by and steal her man away when she's at her lowest point...ummm right,... when she got news that she has cancer, he goes off fucking some young skank on the side while he's taking care of her...there,...what's it like being on the other side of the fence?)
It is just not acceptable behavior.
YALETOWN GIRL'S RULES#1. Men are easy (and selfish)...if they really wants to be with you, nothing, nothing will be in their way. Many have screw over their wives and kids, their guy friends, their parents...just to be with that girl (and it's not you, so wake the fuck up!!!).
#2. Stop flirting with the bastard (at work or where ever you met him)! Of course he's going to notice a girl with dreamy eyes looking at him. He's good looking! He likes the attention, the old girl at home is the one he's committed to, that's why they are married/living together and he promised to be with her forever....or is he looking to upgrade?....great! it's you...wait until you need upgrading biatch!
Sorry, I just can't stand stupid women that actually go there...
Friday, January 2, 2009
Internet Rankings by keyword "Mail Order Bride, Sex, Porn, Lesbian"
So here I am doing research online on how to promote my blog. I've learned some internet marketing techniques, but don't let me bore you with the techie geek stuff, I'm here to talk about sex, relationship, dating along with anything real nasty and real gross...
Note: The content below is for adult viewing only.
Please do not take my writing seriously, it is just meant to make you laugh so you pee in your pants. Also my blog editor Dan the Man is either mad at me or off on New Years holidays...so don't mind the spelling and grammar mistakes...
I went on Google Trends to see what the "hottest" topics are and typed in several nasty words for fun. Interesting enough, Google Trends started ranking by regions in the world where these words are searched the most.
Top 4 region to search for "mail order bride":
*based on worldwide traffic of the word "mail order bride" in all years
** Trends are decreasing for this search word
Top 4 region to search for "porn":
*based on worldwide traffic of the word "porn" in all years
** Trends are increasing for this search word
*based on worldwide traffic of the word "porn" in all years
** Trends are increasing for this search word
1. Ireland
2. United Kingdom
3. Australia
4. Canada
Top 4 region to search for "sex":
*based on worldwide traffic of the word "sex" in all years
** Trends are rising for this search word
*based on worldwide traffic of the word "sex" in all years
** Trends are rising for this search word
1. Viet Nam
2. India
Top 4 region to search for "lesbian":
*based on worldwide traffic of the word "lesbian" in all years
** Trends are rising for this search word
My conclusion:
#1. North American men loves those mail order brides (a very high % of them lives in Yaletown)
Trends are decreasing, which means these women are divorcing the perverted old men and running away with their money. Ok, ok, just joking ~ younger generations do not have the need for this demand anymore, the economy is tanking, ok? They are moving to the cheaper alternative, Japanese "real dolls" that looks better and won't talk back!
#2. Irish men are not getting it from their women, so they are surfing for "porn". Trends are increasing, which means ...ummm, damn, can't think of anything to bs this one...
#3. The Vietnamese are starting to learn about sex and gets this information online before practicing it in the bedroom. Trends are rising which means the more "studying" translates to more "satisfaction".
#4. Those Austrialian really loves their lesbian women. Trends are rising. No comment.
Hope I do not offend anyone, this piece is purely for humor.
The ranking is however fact! ~ Jan 01 2009
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