Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Somebody out there knows my whole life story ....




OK. I'm going to tell you something that's really silly. There's someone out there that knows my entire life story, my deepest darkest secret, my past, my future, my destiny.... How? Apparently, I can be read like a book. It all started exactly a year ago when I was introduced to a fortune teller.

Really, it was just for fun and games....then, the guy told me:

#1. My deepest darkest secret and a description of who it involved, when it happened
#2. The month I was going to meet my next boyfriend
#3. What my boyfriend's deepest darkest secret is and his intentions with me
#4. The next major event that will happen in my life and who it involved
#5. The month I will be facing some legal issue involving lots of paperwork
#6. When I will meet the next guy and a description of what he looked like ...
#7. Finally...a third marriage proposal....

I laughed at all this...except for #1... cause he really knows my deepest darkest secret.

Then it happened. I get a call from my mentor, Ms. Seductress asking if I was ok and that the fortune teller called her to check up on me because this "major event" that was scheduled to happen at this time around and what he advised I should do about it... My answer to her was ... Yes, I just found out a couple of days ago and told no one! How did that darn fortune teller be so accurate !!!

I also met up with my boyfriend later and I asked him to tell me the truth because I know .... I told him that I know his deepest darkest secret and it is THIS ..... His face turned white with horror and all the hidden emotions emerged. He agreed...it happened...a long time ago ... and as he told me a story of his past that tied into the presence ... I ponder if I could ever again change the course of my destiny if I knew the path that life planned for me ....

As for the legal issue that was predicted for the month of January... it happened. I got audited by Revenue Canada! Everything's fine though...

So. Apparently I'm going to meet my next boyfriend in November. And I will get a 3rd marriage proposal by a really good looking guy ... Now, since I've ran away from the first 2 marriage proposal, I'm determined to follow through on a 3rd one...
Wait...some wierd guy tried to slip a ring on my engagement finger a couple of years ago when I wasn't looking ... does that count? How about another one that I met on vacation last winter...he told me that he only had a day an a half to convinced me to marry him....and I ran off ...hmmmm... Those don't count right? haha