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Open Relationships

Open relationship: is an agreement between 2 people to allow one another to see each other plus everyone else under the sun.

Benefits: both can dabble here and there until they build up their list and the guy/girl at the top of the list gets the best time slots (which is... whenever he/she wants kekeke).

Commitment: Of course the guy at the top of your list will always be the one you want and you always demand commitment from him, so, if that bastard doesn't commit to you, you give him time and wait until he's ready (either ready to commit to you or...ready to see you next time).

Think of it this way, one real cute girl is picking and choosing from 5 guys., she's sleeping with them and sucking them dry every night. She is an honest girl and tells them straight out that she has 4 additional lovers on the side. Sounds so romantic and adventurous doesn't it! :)

Scheduling:

Let's say she's you, and your effort on trying to get dates will correlate with how "HOT" the guy is. So the hotter the guy, the more time you invest in texting, calling and emailing him to come out and see you. The guy on the lower end of the totem pole get the last minute booty call and less work is required. Get it? Good.

Now, let's assume that most people want to go out and date on weekends. That leaves Friday, Saturday and Sunday where we will pencil in our 5 guys. What happens if all 3 guys want to see you on Friday and you later find out that 2 of your premium guys is out on the town. Of course, you will seek to find out their where abouts and you get there as fast as you can before the other bitches gets to them! keke

Time slots:

At 5pm, the guy on your lowest totem pole is probably the sweetest and most innocent guy, so he's willing to make you a nice home cook meal. After the meal he plays his guitar and sings to you. You suck and swallow to thank him for his sweetness. He's busy, so you let him get back to work. Then, quickly, off you go to your next schedule date at 8pm.

At 8pm, guy #2 greets you with a passionate kiss. You forgot to wipe your mouth so there are some cum remnant from the last guy on the side crack of your lip. He licks his lip and ask you what chap stick you were wearing cause it doesn't work too well. You quickly excuse yourself to go to the bathroom to gurgle so he doesn't detect the cock breath. After drinks, you remember why you like him so much...it's because he has a HUGE cock! You agreed to a quicky and he cums into you nicely and it's a lot of yummy white cum. hehehe

By 10:30pm, you excuse yourself to go see guy #3 at his place. You remembered that you loved guy #3 because he's sooo good with his tongue. He just loves eating pussy!! So as soon as you stepped in through the doors, he smiles and you know he's in for a nice treat! As he's licking and slurping he noticed that you are extra aroused and wet today. He loves it! And he loves the taste of your cum!!! Wait, wait...suddenly, there was a gush of white yummy cum flowing out of your vagina. He ask you why, you're so wet? You're not a squirter, you're a gusher...then, you remember that's lots of cum and it must belonged to guy #2.

Since guys never taste each other's cum, how would they know it's some other guy's cum? You tell guy #3 that you've been eating beans, so you probably taste weird down there. You apologize for the after taste and promise to drink more pineapple juice next time...hehe Guy #3 gets a dose of healthy protein and you are satisfied woman. =)

By 11:45pm, you get a text from premium guy #4 responding to one of your texts saying that he's at home and if you want to come hang out and have a few drinks, it should be ok. You quickly excuse yourself saying that you need to meet up with a girlfriend.

Premium guy #4 opens the door to let you in. Guy #4 is really good looking so you definitely want some action from this guy. However, he says he just want to hang and just be friends, nothing more and you are ok with that. Both of you drank and chatted like best friends and then your phone beeps. Finally!!Premium Guy #5 is in town! He's you're top man!!! You quickly call a cab and you get ready to run downstairs. You get to the door to leave and Guy #4 is now piss drunk...he looks at you in a weird way. This is now your chance to do Guy #4!! You quickly do a "bend over" pose and guy #4 drops your pant and sticks his dick into you. Damn! He can't feel a thing cause Guy #2 had a BIGGER dick. Guy #4 makes a quick maneuvers and stick it up your ass. Tight, much better...hehehe After 5 minute, he's done and you're off to see Premium Guy #5! Yippeee!!

Men with Flowers ~ Joke

An asian guy walks down the street smiling and he's carrying flowers, we all know he's going to have a nice dinner with his date, soooo sweet!

A white guy walks down the street smiling and he's carrying flowers, we all know he's scoring tonight, lucky bastard!

A mix asian-caucasian guy walks down the street smiling and he has no flowers, he getting laid no matter what. hahaha

Are unattractive women better in bed than attractive women?

I met an interesting guy the other day. He tells me that he had a few experiences with unattractive women vs attractive women. This is in the "sexual" arena. So Dan the man says that attractive women are not as good in bed as unattractive ones. However, Dan the man likes attractive women and he doesn't know how to go about choosing an unattractive one ("primarily those that supposedly throw themselves at him and attacks his zipper when he's not lookin" haha) vs. an attractive woman where he needs to invest sometime in showing her the ways...

Well, I told Dan the man that most attractive women always have men going after them, so they don't really need try as hard in keeping a guy. For instance, I was told by another gentlemen that he had a real nice blond with really big fake jugs and all she did was lay there like a bunny, opened her legs and pose sexy for him while he rides her. From her point of view, it's a privilege to be with a beautiful woman, he's lucky. hee hee (hey, this is not my experience so don't even think about! hee).

Attractive women does not need to learn how to please a man in bed because they never had too... Most men are just happy to be with a nice attractive girl, no performance necessary. My theory is that attractive women are always in demand and is always in a relationship, primarily long term as they get picked up real quickly when they are single, unless it is by choice. This explains why they lack experience in the sexual arena as well as other areas (eg. personality - i.e they are bitches cause they get hit on by lots of creepy guys, they are spoiled little brats cause they get wined and dined all the time, and they all get the good time slots, the Fridays and Saturdays for dates ).

It's in the environment. Unattractive women do not get as much attractive men going after them, so they need to "work harder", "be witter, funnier, more entertaining, willing to take it up the ass, swallow, willing to do 3somes if necessary...etc.. hahah ok, I'm just joking....

So, they need to lure men in somehow, so they need a talent/skill other than being "attractive". For example, they can be the "best cook", the "best friend with benefits" or the best at "cock sucking". Actually the cock sucking really works cause I heard through a friend that if you can drive a man wild with your cock sucking techniques, he'll actually marry you. hahahaha
So I am setting out to get to the bottom of this and through speaking with lots of men and women, here are my findings...

Yes, there is a high probability that unattractive women is better in bed than attractive women
because....

#1. They want the attractive men, so they need to stand out more (how the hell are you going to compete with an attractive girl who's more confident and always get the guy she wants?). So, you need a skill, one that holds the guy's attention long enough...like cock sucking.. hahah

#2. Unattractive women looks at the world in a different view than an attractive woman. The world is full of attractive men...it's all relatively speaking. So if the unattractive girl is a 3.5, anything above is very, very, very attractive, versus if the attractive woman is a 9.5, all men are pretty butt ugly, so you stick with one that's good to you.

So, what does this means? When you are an "ok" looking woman, surrounded by "hunks", it gets very tempting and sometime you get greety. You can go door to door everyday and be with a different hunk a day....cause we know men are easy. Some hunks are picky and they want a "hot" girl, so they wait and wait, they get shot down by the the pretty bitches....then they get drunk and lonely....and some unattractive girl shows up and she gets lucky.

All this hunk needs to do is turn her "ok" face around, bend her over and give it to her up the ass in 5 minutes, then she can leave....damn, so sad..... Of course he's a gentlemen, he feels bad...but she got what she wanted!! An attractive hunk...for one night....she can come back next week, he's in her rotation...

So after series and series of these types of experiences with lots and lots of men, the unattractive girl will get lots of experience and learn all the tricks of the trade..opps I mean all the tricks on how to please a man.

#3. Attractive girls tend to have less experience cause she just picks the best from the group of guys going after her and stick with him...the guy she's with knows that its going to be hard finding an attractive replacement, so he's going to do his best to keep her happy. Plus attractive women does not stay single for so long cause there are always a demand!

So far, am I making sense??? Good.

Finally, I am going to present something that will go against all the previous arguments....
When two people get together, there are many factors that will affect their interactions and chemistry...either physically, intellectually, sexually or emotionally....

Sometime two people may be very physically attracted to each other, but because the emotional component may not yet mature, the sexual component will not be as satisfying....seriously... For lot of women, they are not comfortable in their own bodies. Until they could form trust with their partners...how can you expect them to open up and be intimate without being shy or expect anything experimental?

Also, men that expect women to "perform" on the first few date is really looking for something different. The sex can always be improved on...really, if the guy is really into that girl, he will have patient, he will invest his time with her. Anything expected to be perfect upfront is just a convenience....and that's where he should go to...a girl that can give him this convenience.

Finally, it all comes down to one thing...no training is necessary when there is chemistry...

Hope this helps!!

Things men does for women of their dreams...

Men will do anything to be with the woman of their dreams!!!

Just as you would do anything to be with the man of your dreams, men will do anything to be with their dream girl.

I heard through a friend of mine that she somehow convinced her ex-boyfriend to get himself circumcised. I wonder if his impotency came before the circumcision or after? Hehehe

Things that men are willing to do...

#1. Fly across the country to see you
#2. Buy you stuff: house, car, jewlery, travel..even pay for your tuition
#3. Pick you up at the airport late at night
#4. Eat and drink things they don't normally do (eg. drink creamers, eat smelly fishes)
#5. Drive for hours to see you every weekend (live in different states)
#6. Pay for your dinner (eg. they don't pretend they forgot their wallet. haha)
#7. Gives u his credit card while he is away travelling (so u can book your flight to see him!!)
#8. Make you dinner, lunch and breakfast (and you don't have to wash the dishes either!!)
#9. Focuses only on you! (eg. no wandering eyes...haha)
#10. Wait for you ... forever... (hmm, that is a little bit extreme..)

Friends with Benefits

A friend with benefit is one that is good enough to fuck but not good enough to be a girlfriend. Poor suckers…. Friends with benefits are called upon out of convenience, they serve a purpose and they have no right cling to you or demanding your time. We take them to diner once in a while to thank them for their service.

Urban Dictionary Definition:

1. A safe relationship, that mimics a real partnership but is void or greatly lacking jealousy and other such emotions that come with a serious relationship.

Don’t settle for less!!!

There are so much women out there that will settle for less. Perhaps it is either blind love or loneliness that forces us to lower our standards and accept a life of misery.

Men does the same too. Perhaps they just got their heart broken or they’ve just broken some poor girl's heart and does not feel too good about it. They stop being “romantically” involved but the “physical” still exist. If their existing partner accepts being in a non-committed relationship, then she will pay the price. She can pretend that even though she is still “emotionally and romantically” involved, she will simply hide her feelings and settle for what she can get.

A very bad decision as eventually, the physical activities will become dull and boring and he will continue on to find a new and more interesting mate. That is how you get your heart broken! And all he needs to tell you is that we “had a mutual understanding”.

Remember...If he likes you he will go to the end of the earth to get you!!

Men will choose one outstanding women over access to hundreds of mediocre ones. If a man sees you as mediocre and insecure, so is his time invested in seeing you. If he sees you as someone who is great and he wants to be with, he will want to spend every moment he gets with you. His thoughts will be filled with your image, your perfume, your voice…and he will reminisce about you and your times together…

Short-term boyfriends and men with issues

Why would you want to be with a guy that sees you “short-term”? That’s literally tells you that he does not plan see you in the picture going forward…it is an equivalent to saying that it is just a series of one night stand, why settle?

A man who is willing to let go a real good thing is an idiot. So don’t date idiots!

An intelligent man who already knows what he wants, will get want he wants and there is no point in convincing him otherwise.

Women are lying to themselves if they think that their guy “loves” them but is too busy to spend time with them.

Most men will do almost anything to be with the girl of their dreams. If you are on the top of his list, he will always have time for you and the time slots looks quite nice.

Here’s the test:

If he takes you on a date and it will primarily be:

a.) On a Friday or Saturday
- good! You are on the top of his list. If he deviates from these days, be wary, jump ship before he converts you over to a Wednesday girl or a lunch time girl or a booty call girl!

b.) Always on a weeknight
- not good enough for a Friday girl, but at least you get to spend some time with this hunk, eh? Don’t settle girls!!! Basically, you’re not good enough for the weekends but he maintains you just in case his weekend girls dumps him. You’re low maintenance and good to keep around. I know, I know, I am brutal….

c.) Only texts you late at night
- you are a booty call!!! You are just a convenient for him. Don’t kid yourself kido, move on….

Women need to decide what role we want to play in our partner’s life. Do we want to play an insignificant part where we fill in the little caps of time that “our” man has to offer? A Wednesday night once a month, a lunch the next month, a night cap with you leaving a dawn so you don’t “bother” him in the morning? You can just be part of his night life fantasy and he can come and go as he wishes. He will have many girlfriends while you fill in the gaps where his relationships have failed. What role do you play in this relationship?

Committement Phobia

The other day my boyfriend and I was waiting at the elevator. Facing me, he then kneels down to tie his shoe laces. I then looked down at him and almost had this “horrified” look on my face with a gagging motion. Hahaha After two engagement escapes, I somehow still feel the urge to run….

My sister Rosalie is being pressured by the in-laws to bare their grand child. How do I feel about it? No! I don’t want to baby sit and also compete for her attention. It’s worse enough that I need to share my sister with her husband, why do I have to split up more time for a new kid? Hahaha

My body is as sacred as my home

Treat your body as if it is your home. It is a sacred place where you should only invite those you trust, love and be comfortable with. This means at any time of the day and in any state (drunken state or not!!).

Dirty Text Messages

Whoever invented text messaging is a genius! This method of communication virtually reduces any fear of rejection when one attempts to ask a gal on a date or for a booty call. It also makes it easier to lie to your spouse or partner without having them detect a hesitation, a suspicious tone in the voice or your where about (eg. your at a club).

As I mentioned it is a great way to automate mass text messages to all your booty call counterparts. So that if one actually takes a bite, you are a lucky dude or chick!

Also good for long distance relationships and workaholics that travels all the time.

eg.

I miss u and I want ur dick in my mouth. Yummy!! I'm all wet!!
Ok, I just want to cuddle then slide u inside me. :) xoxox

hahaha

Rules of Engagement for women

Rule #1: Never give in on the first 3 dates!!!

Always go with your instinct, even after 3 dates, you are not obligated in anyway to sleep with a man.

Always assume that he’s dating other people, so if you think about it, if he’s got you before he really knows what you’re really about, you’re out of the game!

Rule #2: Always offer to pay for dinner at least once every few dates. The frequency will depend on you. A gentleman would usually decline the offer if he can afford it. If he’s tight or a 50-50 type of guy, he will eventually tell you and you both can work it out.

Rule #3: Do not respond to drunken text messages or booty call texts. Any texting after 11pm is a no, no. This is how you determine a good guy from a mediocre guy who’s just looking to you for some fun.

Mediocre men can always turn into good men and vice versa, but with you responding and reacting to a booty call text, this will automatically place you into his bad girl list, the "fun girl". And once you are categorized as that, the guys may never take you seriously again. It is a chance you are taking. For some, relationships blossom from these type of encounters, but I highly do not recommend it as once he knows that he can get you after hours, he may never ask you out on a regular dinner date again.

Plus, when they are drunk, anything goes, anything will do and you don’t want to be "any" girl. You’re special!

Rule #4: Don’t chase them. They will come to you if they want you. Men loves a challenge and if they are interested, they will work to get you. The assumption that men are more "laid back" or "lazy" in Vancouver is wrong. So what if there are abundant of beautiful women in Vancouver. Personality, intelligence and confidence stands out too!.... There are lots of beautiful women like you, so you need to separate yourself from the masses. You need to know if he is seriously interested and if so, you can give a hint here and there, but don't chase. If he doesn't get the hint, he's either stupid or not into to you and you don't want either. Ok?

Size does matter

Up to a certain point... or size...sorry guys, size does matter. Especially if you are a size of a thumb (erected). I actually do feel sorry for men who are penally challenged in size. Through hearing various stories from my girlfriends of how they are disappointed when the men dropped their pants and strategies for avoiding the awkward situations.

The three-month rules go out the door when size does matter. The 3 month rule is a rule where a woman refuses to have sex with the guy for three months thus driving him insane, hopefully with lust during the wait and finally, once they consummate, time will have developed an emotional connection where the male will not be able to detach. So, when size does matter, this rule goes out the door. If you think about it, a gal could be investing her time in strategizing to hook in her man and is then disappointed in the end. If this is a concern, cup him in a moment of intimacy and you will know what packages you’ll be in for. lol..

On the other hand, for some women, size really doesn’t matter. We’ve surveyed N number of women and found that there is actually an inverse correlation between the size of a man’s penis and his generosity. Works on some case...but I don't buy it cause I've dated several very well endowed men who are very generous...haha

Friends waxing friends

I have a girlfriend in the esthetics business and she just finished her training as a waxing specialist. She has the utmost angle face with child-like innocent voice. Sandy needed some waxing “models” and asked several of her guys and girlfriends. The guys who volunteered tend to be those who were currently secretly in love with her, and for a guy, what a fantasy is that! Having a beautiful girl wax your genital and watch her looking at your most prized possession. It is absolutely stimulating for a guy! She sees your package, she touches your package, it might hurt a little (no, actually a lot!), but it’s all worth it…until it leaks out to all your friends and the girl you’re dating finds out. Hmmm. That would be weird. lol

Fake Boobie

Fake Boobie. They are everywhere in Yaletown.

I secretly despised them. Perhaps I secretly want them, but I have equivalently large breast so I don’t need them. Oh well.

They stand up when you are up,
They stand up when you are lying down,
They are up when you’re upside down,
They are always just up.

Also, I probably just despised them because I’ve had real ones all my life and I don’t understand (or just not willing to,...refuse to understand) why in the hell a woman would want to mutilate her body that way…alright, that’s a bit harsh...

Why would you want to introduce something foreign into your body for the purpose of esthetics? Isn’t that what make-up is for? Perhaps some women feels that they are scamming the guy and tricking him into thinking that they have boobs if they stuff their bras, but isn’t this the same thing anyways? They feel like balloons...who wants to carry a couple of ballons around? ok, ok cheap shot...

Seriously, if I was to get one, I get them after I have children once they sink to the floor. hehe

Gold Diggers

As I stroll down the streets of Yaletown, I often see couples that are awkwardly matched. For instance, over there, sitting at a near by café shop, that young woman looks like she is in her 20’s and her partner looks like he is in his late 50’s. I am not impressed. Actually, I am disgusted.

It is all economics?

But if you look at it from a different perspective, it all makes sense. Everything is a transaction; it could be a business transaction or a personal trade-off. Men have sacrificed their youth, worked hard to be successful and finally can reap the fruits of their labour and yes, even if it is a large breasted young woman that looks half his age, like his daughter.

Women on the other hand can trade in their youth and good looks in return for a comfortable life, their children will be well taken care of and work is only an option. Now, that’s the life. It is a mutually beneficial transaction between two willing parties. So why take it to heart?

Now once the couple no longer requires the attention of their counterpart, then they both can mutually end the relationship or the transaction.

Gold Digging Tests

I have a few gold digger friends, some who admits it openly, some pretends gold diggers, some denies it totally and accuse others of gold digging. There are a lot of mischievous, people like myself who would test my friends to see if they are actual gold diggers and see where they would draw the line.

Here are a suggestions we told our gold digger friend to see if they would actually take our silly advice and somehow they have followed through on their unknowing boyfriends.

Test #1: To determine a cheapskate from a generous man, do not offer to pay for dinner in the first 3 months. However, pay for smaller items like ice cream, dessert, coffee. That way, you train them to pay all the time and you set the status quo. If they complain, they are either cheap or poor. Then later on after you know that they are not a cheapskate, you can have a regular relationship...Why? You don't want to end up marrying the guy and calculating who's buying the milk for the baby...

Test #2: The target man makes a lot of money, so his place is unassuming pretty large and nice. Move in to claim the man and his place within the first 3 months as it will be hard for him to kick you out once he is used to having someone cooking, cleaning and being available (and willing). In return for "paying for your way", you can “take care” of him and play a good home maker.

Test #3: Test his generosity by faking an event that will force him to show his cards. For instance, my mommy is from a foreign country and she is sick, needs surgery. Ask for some amount of money you think he can afford, for instance, $5000. This way, you can also test if he’s really in love with you. When a man has fallen madly in love with you, money, really is not an issue and should not stand in the way. I mean, he technically would take a bullet for you, let alone a mere 5K... lol..

Gold Digging Tendencies

Every time I get the “gold digger” tendencies, I close my eyes and asked myself if this guy is poor, will I sleep with him? And if the answer is an astounding “no!”, I move on real quickly. hahaha

You always have girlfriends that makes very little money and yet they carry around expensive Gucci or LV purses/shoes that cost thousands of dollars. Now how can these girls afford such luxury items?

1. They save half their pay cheques to get it

You’d think they saved up and spent half of their pay cheque on a silly purse that represents something that you know they cannot afford to have and does not truely represent their lifestyle. Perhaps it is a lifestyle they wish to have and in order to have it, they wear it, act like it and eventually they will get it. Just like the act of smiling, if you smile enough no matter how miserable you are, eventually, you will be happy. Make sense?

2. Seduce a rich balding old guy

So where else could they be getting these luxury items? Well, by “seducing” some rich old guy…someone they would never be with if the same old guy is poor, to get what they want.

Back to criteria setting for Gold Diggers

So if my target man makes 1 million in salary per year, who will be my competition and how am I going to separate myself from the rest of the herd? Men that makes this much are rarely single and you girls don’t want to be a home wreaker! That leaves the remaining single guys who may be too old, a player, travels to much, etc…. plus they would have to compete with the young 19 year olds that they can also date. So what separates me from these late teenies? Let’s see… we are intelligent and attractive career oriented women. We are independent women and we don’t need to leach off a rich man. Men know this, so they won’t be at least suspicious of our intentions right? Well, if you think like a man with a million dollar salary, some don’t really care. It really depends on what they are looking for at the moment. You can be an intelligent, charming, independent woman in your 30’s, but if you are demanding, he’ll just get the 20 year old who will just sit there look “pretty” and not give him any headaches. He’s a busy successful business man. Men like these do occasionally enjoy an intelligent conversation with an attractive woman, but they can always do that with their male friends. So girls, if you are going to dig, be smart about it, don't sell your soul and integrity to the devil...

I don’t make enough to take care of your ass

Living in Yaletown, you can see lots of beautiful people. Some of which are self made successful people, others are the gold diggers that leaches off them. In my conversation with a friend, she mentioned to me that a girlfriend of her just wants to find a good catch, some guy that makes around 80K and then settle down and have kids. Wait, wait, don’t I make somewhere around this amount and more? I can’t afford to take care of some chick! They have no idea that this amount is barely enough to live in this town! Ok, maybe enough for a standard adequate life with nights out on the weekends. So, some gold diggers dig really low and shallow mines while other gold diggers dig deeper mines.

In my first encounter with what I considered to be an expert gold digger, you can see she’s confident and courageous. She knows she can command attention, not though her sexy good looks, a healthy physique, but through confidence and charm that shines through. Below are the basic standard/guideline in the art of gold digging. Step #1: Set the criteria on what you are looking for Step #2: Determine who your target is Step #3 Set out the rules on how you will engage the target and ensure you follow-through. In conversation with my suspected gold digger friend, she basically suggested a limit, which is what she says she set for herself. My eyes popped out. When I am I going to find a guy like this and how do I attract him and what types of girls will I be competing against? This would be a difficult task for me to accomplish because I always believe that it takes more than good looks to attract and retain a good man. But here, I getting the message that that you have to stand out from the rest and the only way to do so is to “enhanced” your appearance. See more on Breast Implants later. You can be the smartest, sweetest, most generous and loving woman, but that only comes after the first impression and successful men wants to be proud that they are standing next to a good looking gal.

Great Expectations

Lily is a very intelligent and attractive friend of mine who have great expectations for herself and in the men she is with. She’s dated multi-billionaire, corporate lawyers, doctors etc…great men who have chased her in the past, but nothing yet materialized. So that’s what she’s used to, dating and adoring great men.

I find that lots of highly intelligent and attractive women with great expectations often find themselves limited in who they date. Their list is short, very short. That’s why there are so many older business women out there who are single...unless they take on a young boy toy.

So when you get an opportunity to meet a great guy, how do you utilize your time most effectively to lure him in? Both of you do not have enough time and he’ll be off on his next business trip to New York, London or Paris. Is the worse thing you can do is to sleep with him? Will he remember you the night after? Will he call you when he’s in town again? And if he does, are you willing to have an "open" relationship? What if after years of being open, he finally settles down, but not with you? Mind you if Lily actually moves down to Yaletown, she might have a higher chance of meeting a millionaire, billionaire...girl come down here!!

Threesomes

On the weekends, I met Eva. We went to the Shebeen in gastown to eat dinner and chatted about her experiences with 3-somes. She says that her and her boyfriend has them all the time and they would go out to the bars and pick out a chick and asked the girl to come back to their place. I asked her how can she do that with her boyfriend of 2 years??? She says it is simple. The other girl is the 3rd wheel and the other is there to primarily please her. Plus, there are rules....

The rules are..

#1 Eva's boyfriend cannot penetrate or go down on the other girl.
#2.The other girl cannot give Eva's boyfriend a blowjob
#3. Watching and some touching, caressing is allowed
#4. Plus, after they all finished up. The other girl needs to leave right away.

Isn't this interesting!?!?!

I asked her how about the other way around. Cause Eva needs to return the favor right??? Turns out, she hasn't returned the favor cause it would technically mean that she's "cheating" on the boyfriend...lol

50-50 Guys

Normally, during the first three months of courting, when a guy ask a girl out, it is customary to pay for the bill. The girl should offer to pay from time to time least once every three to four dates up until the three month mark. If however, they guy insist a 50-50 rule right from the start, this may be an issue for the long term. Perhaps, he does not make as much money or is in a financial situation ~ that can always be address with going on less expensive dates. How can you tell a cheapskates? After a few dates with him, bring a girlfriend along and ask her to order just one drink. Now, if the bill came and he waits and makes an angry face because she did not offer to pay, he’s a cheapo.

So, how do you break-up with a cheapo elegantly?

I’m the best looking guy in Yaletown

I went on a date with a interesting character - an eastern European man with blonde hair, blue eyes and yellow toy porshe. He dressed to the nines in Versace and sport a faux hawk hair style similar to David Beckam. We will call the fellow by the name of David. After a few dates, I notice a pattern. He lives in Yaletown and hangs out at the café shop all day on the weekend and all he does is people watches and proudly park his car near by to enjoy the view and be “seen”. David would purposely move his yellow porshe out of his Yaletown apartment’s parkade and park it on the street just steps from his building. Occasionally, he will comment and critique on people’s style, their clothes, their car, etc… On several occasions, he would comment on a couple passing by. “Now, why would a pretty lady like that be with such grubby looking guy like this, with the hoddie going on and their pick-up trucks?”. Well, David, perhaps the gentlemen in the hoddie treats his woman well and they may be on their way to the hardware store. People don’t need to wear suits all the time.

David even makes comment about where they could be coming from, probably the bad and poor part of town call Surrey. David projects himself as working in the “Fashion Industy”. Later, it all turns out that he grew up in the town of Surrey and works at a small retail shop that sells men’s clothing.

Once he actually told me that "I'm the best dressed, best looking guy in Yaletown"... oh brother...more like the best loser. hahaha He is definitely on the top people to spot in Yaletown. You can't miss him!!! heeehee