Don’t settle for less!!!

There are so much women out there that will settle for less. Perhaps it is either blind love or loneliness that forces us to lower our standards and accept a life of misery.

Men does the same too. Perhaps they just got their heart broken or they’ve just broken some poor girl's heart and does not feel too good about it. They stop being “romantically” involved but the “physical” still exist. If their existing partner accepts being in a non-committed relationship, then she will pay the price. She can pretend that even though she is still “emotionally and romantically” involved, she will simply hide her feelings and settle for what she can get.

A very bad decision as eventually, the physical activities will become dull and boring and he will continue on to find a new and more interesting mate. That is how you get your heart broken! And all he needs to tell you is that we “had a mutual understanding”.

Remember...If he likes you he will go to the end of the earth to get you!!

Men will choose one outstanding women over access to hundreds of mediocre ones. If a man sees you as mediocre and insecure, so is his time invested in seeing you. If he sees you as someone who is great and he wants to be with, he will want to spend every moment he gets with you. His thoughts will be filled with your image, your perfume, your voice…and he will reminisce about you and your times together…

Size does matter

Up to a certain point... or size...sorry guys, size does matter. Especially if you are a size of a thumb (erected). I actually do feel sorry for men who are penally challenged in size. Through hearing various stories from my girlfriends of how they are disappointed when the men dropped their pants and strategies for avoiding the awkward situations.

The three-month rules go out the door when size does matter. The 3 month rule is a rule where a woman refuses to have sex with the guy for three months thus driving him insane, hopefully with lust during the wait and finally, once they consummate, time will have developed an emotional connection where the male will not be able to detach. So, when size does matter, this rule goes out the door. If you think about it, a gal could be investing her time in strategizing to hook in her man and is then disappointed in the end. If this is a concern, cup him in a moment of intimacy and you will know what packages you’ll be in for. lol..

On the other hand, for some women, size really doesn’t matter. We’ve surveyed N number of women and found that there is actually an inverse correlation between the size of a man’s penis and his generosity. Works on some case...but I don't buy it cause I've dated several very well endowed men who are very generous...haha

Friends waxing friends

I have a girlfriend in the esthetics business and she just finished her training as a waxing specialist. She has the utmost angle face with child-like innocent voice. Sandy needed some waxing “models” and asked several of her guys and girlfriends. The guys who volunteered tend to be those who were currently secretly in love with her, and for a guy, what a fantasy is that! Having a beautiful girl wax your genital and watch her looking at your most prized possession. It is absolutely stimulating for a guy! She sees your package, she touches your package, it might hurt a little (no, actually a lot!), but it’s all worth it…until it leaks out to all your friends and the girl you’re dating finds out. Hmmm. That would be weird. lol

Fake Boobie

Fake Boobie. They are everywhere in Yaletown.

I secretly despised them. Perhaps I secretly want them, but I have equivalently large breast so I don’t need them. Oh well.

They stand up when you are up,
They stand up when you are lying down,
They are up when you’re upside down,
They are always just up.

Also, I probably just despised them because I’ve had real ones all my life and I don’t understand (or just not willing to,...refuse to understand) why in the hell a woman would want to mutilate her body that way…alright, that’s a bit harsh...

Why would you want to introduce something foreign into your body for the purpose of esthetics? Isn’t that what make-up is for? Perhaps some women feels that they are scamming the guy and tricking him into thinking that they have boobs if they stuff their bras, but isn’t this the same thing anyways? They feel like balloons...who wants to carry a couple of ballons around? ok, ok cheap shot...

Seriously, if I was to get one, I get them after I have children once they sink to the floor. hehe